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intranet Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas *24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path* Source: intranet 41,477 notes

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WHEN YOU SAY "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Say: “Never should have come here “ %3D Set volume to 100 %3D Play "Skyrim combat music" = Floor lamp: On, 100% red %3D
Lil Spoon @heygetoverhere BURGLAR: *points gun at me* "Alright buddy just show me where your valubles are and I won't hurt you" ME: "Haha sure thing dude-ALEXA CALL THE POLICE" ALEXA: "Shuffling songs by The Police" *Roxanne plays as I get shot 16 times*
Alexa @AlexaCahalane Replying to @McJesse Amazon
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Uploaded Oct 07, 2018 at 05:52PM EDT

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