"Yo, I got a list of celebs here, would you mind clarifying a few of them so we can know for sure if they're vampires?"

"I'm just a lower clan dreg, I don't ev-"

"Keanu Reeves?"

"Well, no, I don't know i-"

"Kristen Stewart?"

"I'm just saying I-"

"Keanu Reeves?"

"You already menti-"

"Guillermo Del Toro?"

"I'm not even su-"

"AHHHH! Trick Question, everyone knows he's a werewolf!"

Stock audience laughter, before Eric starts pointing wildly at the vampire

"GUNDGE HIM! GUNDGE HIM! GUNDGE HIM!"

The audience picks up the chant, suddenly a bucket full of purple gundge falls on the vampire. An empty bottle marked holy water falls out of the bucket too onto his head, causing the vampire to freak out