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Bezzos tAkes first L of 2019
Uploaded by Philipp Jan 12, 2019 at 04:45PM EST
Origin Entry: Jeff Bezos' "Alive Girl" Text
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"I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon"
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Jeff Bezos should date an exspensive sexbot, he has more in common with bots. He's slumming it w/alive girl. In novella's of the very near future. Alexa and Cortana will sext for their humans than sparks will fly when they realize true love was only a spe
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just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: "i'll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. xx" fuckin hot SHIT!!!
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