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keepcalm-andpartyyon A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks "Walk into" a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. The bar was walked into by a passive voice. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave. superlockedhogwartianinthetardis THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE directordanic More, please. you-had-me-at-e-flat-major An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot. A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar. There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into. An emphatic copula did walk into a bar. A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink. smileslikeparentheses r A typo walks into a bra

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