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WHO IS HOWARD SCHULTZ? YEAH, WHY IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? A DUDE WHO BECAME A BILLIONAIRE SELLING OVERPRICED, BURNT COFFEE AND COLDPLAY CDs TO IDIOTS WANTS TO PAY LESS TAXES ON HIS BILLIONS AND NOW HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT FOR SOME DAMN REASON SERIOUSLY THAT IS APPARRENTLY THE ONLY REASON HE'S RUNNING AS A CENTRIST INDEPENDENT. WHO'S GOING TO VOTE FOR A CENTRIST INDEPENDENT? WHAT IS HIS EXPERIENCE? NOBODY HE SOLD PUMPKIN SPICED CRAP TO SUBURBAN HOUSEWIVES EVERY OCTOBER BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE IN THE CENTER BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ANYMORE HE KNOWS VOTERS IMPLICITLY TRUST THE CEO OF ANY COMPANY THAT SPELLS THEIR NAME "SCROYP'" SO HOW EXCITED IS EVERYBODY FOR HOWARD SCHULTZ TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT? IS HE FOR MEDICARE-FOR-ALL? LOL NOPE: HE GREW UP IN FEDERALLY-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING AND NOW WANTS NO ONE ELSE TO BENEFIT FROM S--- LIKE THAT GO AWAY SHUT UP THIS FROM A MAN WHO SOLD HIS NBA TEAM BECAUSE SEATTLE WOULDN'T GIVE HIM A TAXPAYER- FUNDED ARENA, THE POOR BABY THE LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER DAMN DELUSIONAL BILLIONAIRE WITH NO GOVERNMENT EXPERIENCE GIVING TAX CUTS TO HIMSELF ©2019 scott bateman for then.b.com

"Your Howard Schultz FAQ" by Scott Bateman


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HI! I'M HoWARD SCHULTZ, THE RICH COFFEE GUY, AND CONSULTANTS TOLD ME I SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT AS AN INDEPENDENT! OUR POLITICS HAVE GOTTEN TOO EXTREME. ON THE ONE SIDE, YOU HAVE CALLS FOR A BIG WALL. ON THE OTHER, DEMANDS FOR FREE HEALTHCARE. PLEASE DON'T JUST STOP, BUDDY. T . I'M BEGGING ,95 0 HOW ABOUT A COMPROMISE? WITH A VERY SMALL WALL I'M FROM THE FUTURE AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!! AROUND HOSPITALS. FINALLY, I PREVENTED THE SALE OF THE SONICS! YOU'RE WELCOME, SEATTLE. UH, IT'S 2019. THAT ALREADY HAPPENED. OH. HE DROPS OUT HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. IN, LIKE, A WEEK. NOT A BIG DEAL IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS._ ANYWAY! ㄟ BORS
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