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APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG D--- OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE, I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU: IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGASI THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT: IT'S LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL F--- THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON IT'S SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE N-----!

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I've come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog's a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my f------ wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog f----- BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my f------ wife, and he said his BELLS were "this JINGLY!" and i said "that's JOLLY!" So i'm making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING'S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here's what my STOCKING looks like! COC****That's right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I'm gonna GIFT the world! That's right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER! 8.1 AMD GREAT. ILLAM SMART. I A PH B

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Sterling Stars Follow @_SterlingStars I've come to make announcment. Galeem is a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ soul. That's right he took out his beams of light Sonic The Hedgehog Seri Dr. Eggman No. 776 23:12 8:18 pm - 5 Jan 2019 1,513 Retweets 3,873 Likes 9 27 t 1.5K 3.9K 刃.> Sterling Stars @SterlingStars . Jan 5 And he p----- on my f------ soul. And he said his beams of light were "This big" and I said thats disgusting so Im making a callout post on my Twitter.com Galeem youve got weak ass boss fights. Your health bar is the size of a f------ wallnut and heres what mine looks 刃.> Sterling Stars @SterlingStars . Jan 5 Like. Thats right baby. All spots covered. No glowing obvious weakness. It looks like to death machined and a ball. He f----- my universe so guess what Im gonna f--- the Smash Bros roster! Thats right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!! xcept Im not gonna piss on the Sterling Stars@ SterlingStars Jan 5 Smash Bros roster, Im gonna go higher, Im going to piss on the mooon!!!!! How do you like that Tabuu?! I p----- on the moon you IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the f------ roster now get out of my sight beforeI piss on you too!

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APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG D--- OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE, I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU: IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGASI THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT: IT'S LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL F--- THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON IT'S SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE N-----!

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Kill Me Please

Kill Me Please

Feb 20, 2019 at 07:46PM EST

the last line hit me the most

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Cyphon

Cyphon

Feb 20, 2019 at 09:34PM EST

This belongs in the library of congress.

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