Scottish Pokémon Trainer - Pokmon Wedge and Iron

No. Pokemon Go!f
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I'll see myself out.

Um nurse? What's the matter?
Nurse Joy: We've been having hurt pokemon coming in with headaches and caught pokemon everywhere in pokemon balls without an owner all over the region but we can't find the source, and the balls are reaching further. Soon the other regions will start to be affected.

"meanwhile up on a mountain a sco'ish lady is yelling while swinging pokemon balls with a golf club while yelling in the distance"

Ye wee pansies monsters though' ye could jump me back like some prune on dinner an en run with ye braid tails between ye shakin li'le legs ye stoner tats wearin jerks!-