Dungeons and Dragons - also, we all float down here

Later that day.

DM: What do you do?
PC1: I walk away and continue on my quest.
DM: Alright, roll a Constitution check.
PC1: Wait what? Why?
DM: She's letting off an enchantment aura that classifies as a charm spell.
PC2: Bullshit! Damn it stop trying to take our knight! Just because he managed to 1-shot Molvar(random name) doesn't give you the right to keep trying to axe him!
DM: Dude if you wanna check the monster manual she's on there.
PC3: Let's see, here she is. Ah hah! It say's here she's a lesbian! She wouldn't use that kind of aura on a male!
DM: Oh, shit. Guess you're…
PC1: Actually… (Reveals gender on character sheet.)
Everyone: Wait your character is female?! But…
PC1: Disguise spell… rolling CON check.