"CJ finally had enough of chasing trains and other bullshit from San Andreas, so when a green magic portal opened when he was walking down Grove street, he said "Fuck it, lets see where this takes me". He then jumped into it which led to a strange realm known as "Hyrule", where weird hot/sexy elf like creatures exist and crazy world ending shit occurs like a daily basis, he knew then this is what was missing in his life. So begins the tale of CJ the Greater badass of Hyrule and his crazy ass adventures of kicking ass to anyone who threatens the realm and beyond."

I would play the crap out of a that game if CJ some how really ended up in Hyrule… 10/10, would have hot coffee with Malon.