Steamed Hams - We also rig every Oscar night!

Who speaks of the Northern lights?
Who ignores his mother’s frights?

We dooo, we dooo!

Who stretches calves over window siiiiiiils?
Who claimed ‘steams’ when clearly griiiiiills?!

We dooooo! We dooooo!

Who burnt up his boss’ roast?
And his home, all for his host?

We dooooooo! WEEEEE DOOOOOOOO!!

Who prepared an unforgettable luncheon ?
Despite giving you all the wrong direction ?

We dooo, we dooo !

Who had his whole roast gone wrong ?
Who comes up with crazy explanations ?

We dooo, we dooo !

Who own his home aurora borealii-iis ?
Who is delightfully devilii-ish ?

We dooo, we dooooo !