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Eye-searing colourscheme, sinister-lookinq, bad posture Noble, angelic, regal, awe-inspiring Mystical origins, actually the agent of an all-powerful prophecy to bring about a world free of suffering Has near-limitless power Has to be plugged into the mains power supply like a Actually a s----- monster cloned by a mad scientist anda d covered in armour Uses noble weapons like bows and swords. Invincible in battle, can destroy enemies with its voice alone toaster Gives the pilot panic attacks and traumatises him for life Fights with guns and knives like a common criminal Elevates the pilot to godlike status Occupied by the spirit of the pilots dead parent Occupied by the spirit of the pilot's true sef Handsome, upstanding pilot. Popular with the ladies. Carries out world-altering path of destiny and makes the world a better place. Weedy, spineless pilot, despised by everybody, not least by himself. Ultimately accomplishes nothing. Eva Unit 01 ephoi

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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Although, I will say his ads are really getting out of hand. They're like youtube poop levels of humor and it just doesn't work coming from Doug

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Virgin Yaldabaoth vs Chad Mekhane

V.S. CHAD MEKHANE VIRGIN YALDABAOTIH followers willingly better themselves in pursuit of being closer to their god literally got thrown in a cage and has not escaped since crown to signify royalty and superiority built into head gay name bunch of pointless horns that look dumb as hell needs like forty eyes to see properly godly mechanical wings strong ocula lenses has never taken corporeal form weird hentai creatures weak wings of flesh has to turn people into gross zombie creatures cause nobody likes hirm sacrificed sel miahtv hammer with which he destroys evil beautiful runic engravings to save all of creation stupid holes and eves all over weird fursona legs destroyed a massive portion of land when he wasn't even whole, then killed himself because he hated bringing pain to others powerful robot leas

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virgin quirky anarchist gf vs chad fat tiddy tankie gf

'virgin'

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The Virgin Major Pizza Restaurant Chain vs. CHAD'S PIZZA

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Unlimited vs Alternative Takeru

Chad Takeru Virginakeru ALTERNATIVE Unlimited Clueless about even the simplest things Knows Must be carried by his squad Carries everyone else what's up Obliterates BETAs Is a beta male Gets protected by da booty Protects da booty Doesn't even lift Doesn't skip leg day Tries to fool others that he's a special agent with a missiorn Is actually a special agent with a mission

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Pat requested the Chad Gamercube, so here it is! Featuring @WoolieWoolz by JenovasPuppet

The virgin mouse+controller THE CHAD GAMERCUBE UI flickers back and forth due to the ungodly combination Game runs at silky smooth 29 FPS Maximum comfort Knows that no price is too great for extreme gameage Develops muscle craps from unnatural positioning -Spends his money on frivilous Rediculous aethetics give him power things like "food" and "shelter" Gets made fun of for looking silly No space for gamer fuel Plenty of room for a can of sugar-free Redbull Excessive cables get twisted up Patented NerdtechT technology hides all cables

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Virgin Sonic Movie vs Chad Detective Pikachu

*Quarter of a century

Also i forgot to mention how the original Sonic creators disapproved of the movie and the Sonic design

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The Virgin Night King vs CHAD LICH KING

THE CHAD LICH KING The Virgin "Night" King F------ Frostmourne Made all People stil talk about hin today, 10 years afher his dearh Biggest enemy teenage bionde flying leards Has zero to none backstory, Most ieonic helnet ingaming Beastiful owing hair Sindragoia Viion Sindragosa s viserion doesn't even tall, isut eye thing or munde, Emotional and Trag las a cape No c0olor Has the msost intimidating voice is all o lantasy history Lives innide abuge fortress s old af Bachelor in allof The Eastern best bilrzard willain The best Blizzard Vlai eated by forest midgets ls the creation of a Alen Demon God spends 7 seasons trying o get through a wall Ranged the bottest mage i all of Anerodh Has barely done anything Had the most thorough falfilling and emetiol story are

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The Vindictive Virgin vs the Covert Chad

"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent

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Virgin Joker vs. CHAD DALLAS

found it on discord

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The Cuckold Boomer vs. The Chad Gangster

Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa

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The Virginstuck Epilogues vs Chadscop update

The Chad "Petscop" taster update Answers several mysteries that the fandom was debating over The Uirgin "Homestuck" Epilogues 5 updates in one day to fandom acclaim Announced and preluded to then crashed and bombed Author doesn't even care about his work anymore Two endings 0 good ones Years of characterization thrown out for worthless hack plot twists "That's a dead kid" but its not soaked with 8 layers of pretention Terrible edgy writing Creator deeply cares for their fanbase and provides enough mysteries, questions and answers to keep fans happy Regarded as a bad joke by most of the community "you gotta read both several times to really understand them!" Actually addresses main character's lack of arms Unruly update schedule for constant surprises Boring "everything suck and everyone dies" trope

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin EVA-01 VS The Chad RahXephon

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Eye-searing colourscheme, sinister-lookinq, bad posture Noble, angelic, regal, awe-inspiring Mystical origins, actually the agent of an all-powerful prophecy to bring about a world free of suffering Has near-limitless power Has to be plugged into the mains power supply like a Actually a s----- monster cloned by a mad scientist anda d covered in armour Uses noble weapons like bows and swords. Invincible in battle, can destroy enemies with its voice alone toaster Gives the pilot panic attacks and traumatises him for life Fights with guns and knives like a common criminal Elevates the pilot to godlike status Occupied by the spirit of the pilots dead parent Occupied by the spirit of the pilot's true sef Handsome, upstanding pilot. Popular with the ladies. Carries out world-altering path of destiny and makes the world a better place. Weedy, spineless pilot, despised by everybody, not least by himself. Ultimately accomplishes nothing. Eva Unit 01 ephoi

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