"Hello, fellow Youtubers, it is I, post-Google acquisition YouTube, here to remind you that we deeply care about our dear Content Creators® now that our sponsors have scolded us and dropped their support for not doing so properly 2 times already.

Why did we have to wait until a multi-millionaire brand with a country-wide monopoly for a public congratulatory message instead of doing so when a single guy with a recording camera and some games, the embodiment of YouTube back then, reached 50 million subs, an equally as great of a milestone for the time? No more questions potential viewer, just watch our videos."