Scottish Pokémon Trainer - Protagonist Comparison

Wait there's a male trainer as well? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIRECT ALL YOUR FOCUS ON THE FEMALE TRAINER, KYM.

"Wooloo also got arrested at a pride".

Sounds like The Horrible 1800s.

"In those days, you rented a horse for short trips in the city. If ya had to go outta town, you rented a horse. IF YA PLANNED A REAL LONG TRIP, YOU RENTED A HORSE! if you owned a horse, YOU RENTED A HORSE ANYWAY! IN THOSE DAYS, YOU RENTED A HORSE! EVERY.HALF. HOUR. EVERY. DAY."