"My boss blaming me for our last plan to capture Pikachu's failure"

"Me, who didn't even think of the plan to begin with but still managed to build a giant robot for it in literal minutes and not getting any recognition for it"

"My trainers telling me that Sword and Shield is proof that Nintendo hates its customers and that the Switch is the worst piece of shit ever made."

"Me playing Breath of the Wild for the umptienth time while waiting for Astral Chain."