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boat story #2
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![[30/f] My husband [33/m] husband wants to live on a boat. He knew I how I felt about boats before he married me. no_fucking_boats 1 day ago relationship_advice 91% upvoted I loathe boats. I hate them more than I hate people. My husband can't swim so I figured there would never be a boat in my future. My husband now wants to live on a house boat. I told him I would rather be homeless. Now, up until this stupid boat came up, we had similar plans for life. We wanted to live somewhere remote, and just live out our lives as homesteading hermits. I had a very unstable upbringing. I never had a permanent home. I never stayed in one place longer than 3 years until I was an adult. I moved every 6-12 months. I had no stability, I had nothing that actually belonged to me. I want a small plot of land so that will always have a home. A home that doesn't move. A home that only changes with the seasons. I want to be able to survive on my own, on my land. By contrast, my husband grew up herding cattle. He sees land as something that will never allow you to leave. I also really hate boats. When I was 6 I was in a sailboat that capsized, and I watched my favorite towel sink down into the gross fish poop water. I was also drowning my mother because my survival instinct was stronger than hers. She lived, but I developed a hate for all boats. My brain says everything that is not a kayak, canoe, or raft, is a disgusting, fishy, rat infested boat that will take everything from you and leave you stranded. This includes ships, yachts, tug boats, barges, you get the picture. I cannot stress how much I hate boats, and make my boat hate known. So whenever the husband wants to talk about his stupid boat, I tell him why I won't be on this stupid boat. He completely dismisses why I hate boats. Boats aren't f------ stable, I want god damn stability, just once in my s----- life. At least if my land is s---, and my cabin is s---, it's my fault. It's not because a wave sank my stupid boat and all my s--- sank.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/622/499/6de "Boat story")
![My [21F] boyfriend [22M] can only c-- unless I'm severely bloated. Our sex life has died before it's even begun. onionsumo-11 hours ago . sex-87% upvoted My boyfriend watches animated blueberry p--- and it is one of the only ways to get him "properly" hard or to c--. Sometimes he watches inflation p--- but it doesn't do half as much as blueberry p--- does for him. However, this has lead to our sex lives being very clearly incompatible. He isn't bothered about sex all that much but the process of inflation is the only thing that really excites him Last time we did anything sexual, I had to chug two litres of coke and eat a whole packet of mentos along with a litre of water. It was really uncomfortable for me but it clearly made him happy and he even managed to c-- after a considerable amount of time, so l simply obliged. I can't perform oral on him and he doesn't perform oral on me because it's not exciting and my stomach isn't in view so he's basically turned off. However, even with all the bloating I do for him to make him happy, he will still close his eyes and try to imagine me as a blueberry, something which l think is possibly going to have a really bad effect on our sex life but it makes him happy so I leave him be. He's even started learning photoshop just so he can edit me into a blueberry. I am worried this is going to change his perception of me and maybe in time he won't even be able to get hard because of the expectations he has for the amount of bloating to happen, but, again, it makes him happy so I don't say anything We can't have sex without me being severely bloated, which also comes with risks (which I have mentioned many, many times to no prevail), and being in pain from the cramps I've asked if we'd ever be able to do anything sexual without me being bloated and the answer was "no" as he wouldn't be able to get hard and it wouldn't excite him. He's mentioned that he finds me attractive even when I'm not bloated so... I'm confused He's suggested trying to stop masturbating to blueberry p--- and try doing it to normal p--- but I know it won't work and I don't want to change him to suit my needs. Despite all of this, we have been together for 2 months and those 2 months have been amazing. I'm willing to do a lot for him, but this simply stumps me If anyone has any idea of what I can do, please suggest. Thanks tl:dr boyfriend can only really c-- to blueberry p---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/449/270/1f0.jpg "Inflation Fetish")
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