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4G 18:33 1569288598139.jpg, 26KİB, 455x455 Anonymous ID:fBd19Gme Tue 24 Sep 2019 07:55:12 No.227571978 Quoted By: >>227572411 >>227572464 >>227575522 >>227576367 >>227577067 >>227571081 greta thunberg needs to get f----- imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin you pull up to the candlewood suites in a f------ dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon one rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat you get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because F--- walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our d---- on our hands moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look f------ gay and windmills are for dipshits reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that s--- down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off f------ car alarms and barking dogs her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking r----- and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA you put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts after blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater jump out the f------ window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night global warm deez nuts, bitch

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4chan post about how Greta Thunberg needs a good rogering


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The view from my doorbell camera when Greta Thunberg has graciously accepted my invitation to discuss the existential threat of climate change and what we can do about it. mgflip.com
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