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the ONION America's Finest News Source Breaking News: The Onion on the verge of collapse after not being able to make up s that is more idiotic than current reality.

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"Godd The Onion 27 Jan at 7:02pm -> 1 it, I've only got two hours left before I have to go out and do this stupid thing." Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For theonion.com

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NEWS IN BRIEF Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything Published October 10, 2022 | Alerts
NEWS IN BRIEF Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything Published October 10, 2022 | Alerts

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“Art Official Intelligence (Or Lack Thereof)” by Stan Kelly

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me DOOM! www. "A.I. TECHNOLOGY" WILL DECIMATE OUR LIVELIHOODS! GLOOM! O S *LATEST FAD CHICKEN LITTLES * NATIONAL CARTOONIST LEAGUE 2023 CONFERENCE, intimoanis. THE END IS NEAR! 규 000000 SEASONED 4))) PROS DISCREET FLASKS COMPUTER, DRAW ME A CARTOON ABOUT TODAY'S LAZY TEENS WHO REFUSE TO WORK. AND BE SURE TO SIGN IT "KELLY"! PAYCHECK$ $ WHIRRRR "RENDERED" OBSOL-SWEET! BEEP! I WILL OBEY. BOOP! PROGRESS PRINTER O DELIVER TO EDITOR DOO Kelly 2023 ONION SYNDICATE 333 ATUU

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“The Next (De)Generation” by Stan Kelly

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NEWS IN BRIEF Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan MOSCOW–Surveying his accomplishments in the past month with evident satisfaction, Vladimir Putin reportedly grew pleased Thursday as his plot to ruin the Russian economy and destroy its international standing went exactly to plan. “It's incredible..
NEWS IN BRIEF Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan MOSCOW–Surveying his accomplishments in the past month with evident satisfaction, Vladimir Putin reportedly grew pleased Thursday as his plot to ruin the Russian economy and destroy its international standing went exactly to plan. “It's incredible..

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“Taking The Wind Out Of Their Sales” by Stan Kelly

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Apparently it's 100% real.

"Onion tweet":https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1391867466951835650 "StopAntisemitism.org response":https://twitter.com/StopAntisemites/status/1391941746989350916
"Onion tweet":https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1391867466951835650 "StopAntisemitism.org response":https://twitter.com/StopAntisemites/status/1391941746989350916

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The Onion @TheOnion Teens Flock To New App Where They Just Enter Own Personal Data Into Form bit.ly/38luzD 2:07 PM - Jul 10, 2020 - Sprout Social 3.1K Retweets and comments 20.9K Likes

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ARE YOU FEELING CALM YET

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Jules Verne strikes back

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oystersaintforme Øthe ONION POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT OPINION VIDEO CLICKHOLE NEWS IN BRIEF NASA Frantically Announces Mission To Earth's Core After Accidentally Launching Rocket Upside Down Today 10:51am· SEE MORE: NASA V this is peak comedy

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Øthe ONION The Must-Have PS5 Launch Games "Looks like I..] honestly [...] one of the [...] best games for the PS5." 9/10 < > Bugsnax The Onion Looks like s--- honestly but for a window of several weeks it will be one of the nine best games for the PS5.

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