Bernadetta - It makes a good argument, not gonna lie

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Bernadetta von Varley Girlfriend -expects you to be 6 feet tall -will leave you for the nearest chad -expects you to fight for her -will take you shopping or to parties you don't care about -will threaten to leave you if you even slightly inconvenience her -has no practical use -will never go where you want to go because she doesn't care -Thinks of herself as a queen -Short -will throw Sylvain in a fire -kills magic units in 2 seconds -will stay inside and never take you anywhere - will stay with you after you've been in a coma for 5 years -proficient in archery, a very helpful skill -will go anywhere with you because she is too afraid of everyone else -extremely humble -daddy issues -likes badass carnivorous plants -shy and introverted -will befriend anyone, including commoners -can sew, write stories, draw pictures, and cook -daddy kink -likes boring normal plants -extroverted and annoying -will only befriend attractive or rich people for status -only knows mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

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Freakenstein Moderator

Jan 12, 2020 at 02:31AM EST

The fuck is that incel shit on the left though? That is, it would be if it weren't for the fact that it said 'girlfriend'? I dunno, it's easier to say it's cringe.

All the proper love and support for Bernadetta, though.

+21

Kommando_Kaijin

Jan 15, 2020 at 04:17PM EST

vs. THAD Camilla of Nohr.

>Tall and big.
>Will never leave you.
>Will make death threats at anyone that looks at you the wrong way.
>Will gladly travel all over with you, or just stay home and take a bath.
>Will stop whatever she's doing to help you.
>Is a Malig Knight, she flies around on a FRICKING DRAGON.
>Has planned to travel everywhere with you.
>Extremely elegant.
>Mommy issues. (Not sure why parental issues would be attractive, is it some sort of fetish I've never heard of before?)
>Wields a giant friggin' axe that would tear stupid plants in two.
>Mature and protective.
>Family is important to her.
>Accomplished fighter, Seamstress and Cook, probably would be good at vidya if it existed in FEF.