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The following is a message composed via consensus of Dr. Eggman. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the Shadow the hedgehog, whos a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog f------ quill-y d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife and he said his d--- was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small d---, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I P----- ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the f------ Earth, now get out of my f------ sight before I piss on you too. There will be no further communication.

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The Foundation Has Come To Make An Announcement


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I've come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog's a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my f------ wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog f----- BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my f------ wife, and he said his BELLS were "this JINGLY!" and i said "that's JOLLY!" So i'm making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING'S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here's what my STOCKING looks like! COC****That's right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I'm gonna GIFT the world! That's right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER! 8.1 AMD GREAT. ILLAM SMART. I A PH B
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Uploaded Feb 12, 2020 at 06:39PM EST

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