Mordecai
>has a successful job as an artist
>eventually marries and enters into a relationship
>chad david bowie background music
finn
>Ending barely features him, likely features gunter more
>drives away most of his love interests, most of them become lesbians or intentionally celibate
>has no real job, continues goofing off.
>knock off of dungeon worse ending

Finn helped to save the world multiple times, and freed humanity