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Bullets turn away in fear when aimed at him. Stench is so foul that being a mile near him causes Super Type V AIDSBolacerbetes, while being a foot near him results in instant death with a trip to hell, this can affect GAD too. The only existing things that can at least tolerate His splitted spine looks like an iron sight. For some reason, his neck is spitting in two to hold his head by his eyes. this smell are the hundreds of microdemons made to accompany him. THE OMEGA WIZARD His extremely frail bones make him easily decapitatable, people WOULD defeat him if it wasn't for the rancid odor. Has stuffed things so huge in his mouth that his cheeks became flaps that hung so low that they evolved to be a spider's mouth. Not just his hands, but his entire ARMS are so messed up that have fingers and weird growths that take the shape of bad wannabe-part-of-the- lore characters. Infact, he's the CREATOR of all these s----- characters! Neck is so crooked that it pierced through his chest a la Babirusa. So complex that it can't even be made into OC. Was created by Gizzard several centuries ago, even HE fears this thing. Immortal with the same reasoning as the Grand Wizard. His headphones are provided by his walkers, after they serve the Omega Wizard for long enough, they start to connect to it and grow meat headphones a la Wraith, and they connect to his closed eardrums. Legs devolved after 4 decades of existing, moves around by crushing people and letting them try and crawl out, only pulling him foward. Penis never existed in the first place. .does this thing even have a gender? Dozens of Wizards donated their intestines so this thing can y'know, EAT.

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE OMEGA WIZARD


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