Stupidity, a virus more contagious than Corona and deadlier than Ebola, truly the real uncontained plague in the world.

Funny, I bought a massive supply of toilet paper a long while before any of this went down because I don't want to buy toilet paper all the time and it's a non-perishable anyway.

But now I am out of food and kitty litter, and it's time to go buy all those not-toilet-paper things because I bought a year-supply only a few months back. My ass will be clean all the way to Christmas!