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![SCP O Clearance Level Item # SCP-096 Object Class Euclid Secure. Contain. Protect. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There is to be abso- lutely no video surveillance or op- tical at all times. Weekly of any kind inside tools SCP-096's cell. Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass sug- gesting mild malnutrition. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain func- tions, and is not considered to be sapient. SCP-096 is normally extremely docile. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly or via video re- cording, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional dis- tress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1). At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress, The acțual position of SCp-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's loca- tion. Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's ločation, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. CONFIDENTIAL! This document may not be shared with or used by personnel below the designated clearance level.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/789/405/4d4.jpg "SCP-096's File (SCP - Containment Breach)")
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