The novel coronavirus is highly contagious, right? Yep And if it's not controlled, it wilI overwhelm the health system and many will die from lack of 00 treatment, not just those sick from the virus Yup But we can defeat it through social distancing, as the virus could not propagate because it's only transmitted from person to person Makes sense to me So the best course of action is to stay indoors to stop it from spreading But I need a haircut!

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Sam Harris Q D A Gift a subscription 3. Elon and I didn't converge on a common view of epidemiology over the course of those two hours, but we hit upon a fun compromise: A wager. Elon bet me $1 million dollars (to be given to charity) against a bottle of fancy tequila ($1000) that we wouldn't see as many as 35,000 cases of Covid in the United States (cases, not deaths). The terms of the bet reflected what was, in his estimation, the near certainty (1000 to 1) that he was right. Having already heard credible estimates that there could be 1 million deaths from Covid in the U.S. over the next 12-18 months (these estimates proved fairly accurate), I thought the terms of the bet ridiculous and quite unfair to Elon. I offered to spot him two orders of magnitude: I was confident that we'd soon have 3.5 million cases of Covid in the U.S. Elon accused me of having lost my mind and insisted that we stick with a ceiling of 35,000. 4. We communicated sporadically by text over the next couple of weeks, while the number of reported cases grew. Ominously, Elon dismissed the next batch of data reported by the CDC as merely presumptive while confirmed cases of Covid, on his account, remained elusive. 5. A few weeks later, when the CDC website finally reported 35,000 deaths from Covid in the U.S. and 600,000 cases, I sent Elon the following text: Is (35,000 deaths + 600,000 cases) > 35,000 cases? 6. This text appears to have ended our friendship. Elon never responded, and it was not long before he began maligning me on Twitter for a variety of imaginary offenses. For my part, I eventually started complaining about the startling erosion of his integrity on my podcast, without providing any detail about what had transpired between us.

I guess we should retire the expression "avoid it like the plague given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague

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Dr. Cave Johnson

Apr 20, 2020 at 11:06AM EDT in reply to J-Wolf17FTW

No. We are not nearly close enough to the end to begin opening back up. We need more testing, more time, and a solid confirmation that things will be safe before we even consider opening back up. The economy's not going to recover if we open up too early and everyone gets sick, that will only make everything worse. Additionally if we don't beat it now we run the risk of mutation and having COVID-19 becoming another seasonal flu. We are blessedly lucky that coronavirus doesn't impact young children the way most diseases like it do. Mutation could do away with that good fortune. The money will come back, the lives lost will not.

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Mr. Watcher

Apr 20, 2020 at 02:01AM EDT

…. Yes Patrick, you need a haircut…

And I see you aren’t wearing a mask like Manray.

Actually this fit how Patrick would behave during a pandemic.

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