YOU MATCHED WITE ON 4/28/20 Excuse me miss have you ever been arrested Tuesday 3:23 AM yeah. how could you tell Tuesday 10:52 AM I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious Yesterday 3:11 PM aggravated assault

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YOU MATCHED WITE ON 4/28/20 Excuse me miss have you ever been arrested Tuesday 3:23 AM yeah. how could you tell Tuesday 10:52 AM I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious Yesterday 3:11 PM aggravated assault

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