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Anonymous Tue 04 Dec 2018 22:48:34 No.37161919 Û View Reply Original Report [10/1/? Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d----, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide n------, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this 44KİB, 226x300, 134-Vaporeon.png ew Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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Ashley I need to use the PC. 098 38A van BOMO DE Reply to Thread No.633209509 Name Options Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than f------ a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%) ? Think about it, you could be a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy? Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE Browse... smu...png [Spoiler?] ? M Post
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