Settle your punk ass down and shut your ass up and s---, you're about to be schooled about: GODZILLA You bastards love mother f------ kaiju? 'Cause I love me some mother f------ kaiju and Godzilla is the most badass mother f------ kaiju since kaiju were a thing. Why? Strength? Godzilla fought Thor and won, yes THAT Thor, mother f------ I will strike lightning on your ass and wield me a big ass hammer forged from a damn neutron star. He also threw a giant mother f------ spider over the mother f------ horizon. Did I also mention his deadly ass bite? Just ask poor Batrra. Think your p---- death bomb will do jack s---? Godzilla takes that s--- all day long, not even worth piss. Speed? Godzilla uses his own breath to fly and s---, Hedorah can't escape so why could you? Flesh eating super science bacteria b------- you say? Too bad Godzilla took it on and won. Roast his ass? Unless you can get your oven to 1200 degrees Celsius, better order pizza. Freeze him? F--- no, Super X 3 tried that s---, they failed. Black hole him? Nope, Godzilla tanked not one but TWO black holes. Sneak up on his ass? Too bad Godzilla doesn't give a s---, Kamacuras tried that and got his ass toasted. Literally. Think your super duper weapon barrage will do anything? All the Mecha Godzillas tried that and f------ lost every time. But that's not all! Call now and Godzilla can get his free Keizer upgrade! Perfect for dealing with over powered gravity spamming vampire assholes like Keizer Ghidorah. He also has this nifty big ass spiral atomic ray that melts cities to cinder and ash. Still not enough? What about the power of love, surely love conqueors all right? Nope, MUTOS tried that s--- and got f------ terminated. Use time to age his ass? Godzilla hasn't aged for hundreds of millions of years, good luck bitch! Martial arts you say? Godzilla knows martial arts too, you lose. Eat him? Nope, Orga tried that and blew into more pieces than a f------ Czar class warhead. Mind control? Too bad Godzilla can't be mind controlled, not from f------ psychic fap bait or Planet X assholes or anything artifical. Why? He is part of nature, you don't control nature, its the other way around. So lets recap: Godzilla is the mother f------ King of The Monsters and earns that f------ title, no other kaiju can claim this without fighting his ass and lose. Peace, folks.

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Settle your punk ass down and shut your ass up and s---, you're about to be schooled about: GODZILLA You bastards love mother f------ kaiju? 'Cause I love me some mother f------ kaiju and Godzilla is the most badass mother f------ kaiju since kaiju were a thing. Why? Strength? Godzilla fought Thor and won, yes THAT Thor, mother f------ I will strike lightning on your ass and wield me a big ass hammer forged from a damn neutron star. He also threw a giant mother f------ spider over the mother f------ horizon. Did I also mention his deadly ass bite? Just ask poor Batrra. Think your p---- death bomb will do jack s---? Godzilla takes that s--- all day long, not even worth piss. Speed? Godzilla uses his own breath to fly and s---, Hedorah can't escape so why could you? Flesh eating super science bacteria b------- you say? Too bad Godzilla took it on and won. Roast his ass? Unless you can get your oven to 1200 degrees Celsius, better order pizza. Freeze him? F--- no, Super X 3 tried that s---, they failed. Black hole him? Nope, Godzilla tanked not one but TWO black holes. Sneak up on his ass? Too bad Godzilla doesn't give a s---, Kamacuras tried that and got his ass toasted. Literally. Think your super duper weapon barrage will do anything? All the Mecha Godzillas tried that and f------ lost every time. But that's not all! Call now and Godzilla can get his free Keizer upgrade! Perfect for dealing with over powered gravity spamming vampire assholes like Keizer Ghidorah. He also has this nifty big ass spiral atomic ray that melts cities to cinder and ash. Still not enough? What about the power of love, surely love conqueors all right? Nope, MUTOS tried that s--- and got f------ terminated. Use time to age his ass? Godzilla hasn't aged for hundreds of millions of years, good luck bitch! Martial arts you say? Godzilla knows martial arts too, you lose. Eat him? Nope, Orga tried that and blew into more pieces than a f------ Czar class warhead. Mind control? Too bad Godzilla can't be mind controlled, not from f------ psychic fap bait or Planet X assholes or anything artifical. Why? He is part of nature, you don't control nature, its the other way around. So lets recap: Godzilla is the mother f------ King of The Monsters and earns that f------ title, no other kaiju can claim this without fighting his ass and lose. Peace, folks.

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