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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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"So, who are the REAL fascists?"

Authoritarian FASCISTS ARE THE REAL FASCISTS RIVAL COUNTRIES' GOVERNMENTS ARE THE REAL FASCISTS WHAT IF THE REAL FASCISTS WERE THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY? Economic- Economic- Left Right POLITICIANS I DON'T LIKE ARE THE REAL FASCISTS THE REAL FASCISTS ANTIFA ARE Libertarian

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The Political Compass but it's my friend group and I spent way too long working on it

$The Communist The "Tankie" The Sympathizer The Hidden Nazi The Absent The Monarchist >"ok but you have to admit he made some good art" >"The USSR was real communism >Nazbol in disguise >"come on guys, north korea isn't so >fell in love with the personality that bad >Wants to live in a commune >Violent revoultion and nothing >"what? of course I dont support the hong kong protests" >"yeah I love the diseal punk aesthetic" >left after discovering my true political beliefs >"oh, you're protesting? big yikes" less >or start a revoultuion idk >Owns a flame thrower >Will always lend >'you f------ degenerate" >loves the taste you money >Punched the Sof boot >loves eels >"Im more of race realist" anomaly once >ls a wiccan for >and fire some reason The Theory Reader The "Communist" The Converter The Innocent The Doubter The Slav >"Nooo0o that wasn't real communism >"babe it's 4 pm time for your theory >"oh my god, is that weed?" >Jokes about c-- constantly >(Insert giant wall of text) >"what if orange man isn't bad?" >actually just wants socialism lesson!" >tried to convince >won't have sex until marriage >"yeah im gonna head out >yelled at the anarchist that "its noon" >Fanatic Bernie sometimes the state >"haha no, i'll just have apple juice" >yelled at constantly Bro is good >idk man just a cool dude >Still kinda likes capitalism >thinks of themselves as an extremist >Probably a christian, but who knows >when will the pain stop >Сигурно волим да пијем сперму The Little Bitch Boy The "Anarchist" The Gullible Socialist The Normie The Gamer God The Anomaly >Super white >"yeah obama was a great president" >"have you guys heard of 13/50" >Why am I friends with this person >"BAN HATE SPЕЕСH" >"Yes Dear" >Apologizes for slavery >Ancostors weren't >"I mean horseshoe theory kinda \makes sense" >"haha I hate minorities" >actually doesn't like gay people >"AND FREE SPEECH TOO!" >Used to be a bernie bro >Like what the f--- slave owners >Supports gun control >is slowly being indoctrinated >He's a terrible person >thinks that anyone who eats meat is bad >Claims to do drugs but just drinks and nothing else >"blue no >"I guess free speech isn't good" >but i've known him since preschool so (matter who" >constant debate with everyone in libleft >likes biden The Hipster The Joyful The Libright Circle Jerk The Radical Feminist >S--- on a cop car once >like 17 diffrent people >"its all about the aesthetic" >"Hey, wanna hang out later?" >"Equal rights? LMFAO" >shows of guns to eachother >Never without iced tea >Actually hella kind and probably just shitposting >"Yeah my days been great! how about \you?" >really likes the direction the sub is going in >Pansexual >Smokes like way to much >Wait nym she started ranting again >A beacon of hope in this cruel dark world >"haha i dont pay taxes lol" >is a law abiding citizen YERBA The Witch The Emo The Cyberpunk >BFF with Anprim >Self diagnosed Depression >BFF witht the anarchist >"F--- capitalism!" >"Unless it looks >"Drink this soup with a bunch of >Says they like psychology leaves in it" >"Imao you like having a goverment?" cool!" >Really sweet if you look past the s----- personality >Wears googles on his forehead CLAP CLAP >Dyed her hair with moss extract >makes really good tea >Neon lights in his room ** The Child The Unironic Anprim The Anarchist The Cowboy >"haha ooga booga Imao" >Literally 13 years old >What the f--- are you doing here lol >"you have the freedom to be a nazi, and I have the freedom to beat the s--- out of you" >bom in the wrong generation >Lives in a cabin in the woods The Ancap >Owns a revolver >Super Extreme Politics >never invites anyone over >Turned a disposable camera into a bomb >Second >Loads of truama coming of the UnaBomber >plays way too much rdr2 >owns enough weapons to fund a small army once >No im not sharing my weed with you >"yeah of course I pay taxes, they say with a smirk a>Self aware >Literal anarchist >drinks constantly >Was diagnosed with 12 mental illnesses >ls hella pumped for the george floyd riots >A real Person$

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