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The Political Compass, except it's people you meet when you play Dungeons and Dragons

Authoritarian The Excited Royalist The Lore Keeper >Owns every book >Will critique your backstory for The DM The Munchkin The "Pretend" Fascist The "GM" >Has a habit of adversarial >Lets the whole party level up at the same time >What's roleplaying? He's here to win >Yes, you can win at D&D |>Manipulates rules for personal gain "haha my character wants to kill the inferior races but i would never DMing >Comes up with kickass creative story - >Honestly just thrilled the want that in real life" >Doesn't railroad аccuracy "what do you mean, banned? for what?" >Will kill you if you deviate from it game world is an absolute "well, actually, in this circumstance IALES E it wouldiber PORT PLAVENS HAEYTREMEEYMUAL. "Rememer, guys, 'Do what's fun' is the most important rule" "I swear they aren't loaded! I'm just lucky!" monarchy and everyone thinks it's cool UOLOS GUIDL MuiSILKS ASTERS GUIDE "When I say TTABYS STORNIKING unsusal fora APOCALY SE HOAKOWart and an elf to ever agree to an alliance. And furthermore 'rules as THE RASE F TIAMAT written' | "I picked the noble background! Greetings, peasants!" MEAN rules as written" The Ex-Christian Girl The Fantasy Hardliner The Balance Enthusiast The Min/Maxer The Rules Lawyer The Christian Girl >Plays Tieflings almost exclusively >lf she brings brownies they have weed in them >Has memorized every rule so he can kill other PCs on a technicality >Constantly jerks off to 3.5e, will fight people who prefer 5th edition >Hates people who prefer story to gameplay "NOO0O! You can't just use a >Absolutely DESPISES any technological or Sci-Fi elements >Kinda uncomfy with all the extra gods >Character is a combination of feats and bonuses to get 64 attacks every turn!!!!!!! YOU ARE RUINING THE ACTION "haha polearm master go swoosh swoosh" >Wants every campagin to feel like LOTR >Dating the Lesbian ECONIMERINOO0!!!!!!!!!" wood elf whose name is one letter off from hers >Still mad dims >Brings brownies for the table about Eberron "THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BOOK" "Your character is ruining my immersion" The Edgy Realist >ls the only player who cares about "survival mechanics" or "carry weight" The Chad The Ancestor >Reacts to everything that happens in game with a Darkest Dungeon Steve The Paladin Fan The Enthusiastic Newbie >Has wanted to play for years, finally has a group to play with >Only plays paladins >Moderate IRL >Football player, got talked into joining by his "nerd friends" >Actually pretty fun to play with >We play in his mom's basement >Everybody say thank you Steve >Smite best spell >Thinks Goodberry quote is massively broken "HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS" >Wants to stick to >Plays a barbarian the rules, has no idea what they are DEUS VULT DEUS VULT >Punch ALL "Same time DEUS VULT the things >Actually super fun to play with "Trust me, next week?" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT guys, it'll be more DEUS VULT DEUS VULT satisfying this way" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT The Snack Guy The Egg "Hey how come you only play characters of the opposite gender?" "Oh haha I just find The Steven Universe The Homebrewer The Combat Specialist The Game Store Owner >Plans entire combat out beforehand to >Writer who brings all kinds of neat ideas to the game >Skidadle skidone, your money is all gone >Owns the Dice Hoarder's soul >Wants to befriend every enemy and redeem every villain >Avoids combat whenever possible >Plays a healer >Essentially a more wholesome version of the >Brings snacks to the meetings >Cool character >Oh s--- he brought Cool Ranch Doritos maximize damage and ensure victory options and items, maybe a couple spells >After one turn the Pyromaniac ruins the whole plan anyway >Thanks Chris them more interesting" BORN TO "fighter is a super fun class what are you >Nothing too crazy tho FEEL talking about" Incredibly Horny Bard >Still cis tho Dorntes >Thinking about maybe DMing sometime soon The Lesbian The Furry The Closet Furry The "Chaotic Neutral" >Takes every possible chance to steal |>Has not lasted more than two from/stab other player characters, thinks this makes him edgy and subversive The Pirate Trevor >Only plays druids or rangers >Character literally raised by wolves >Thinks it's quirky to introduce a character by having them lick one of the other PCs >Swashbuckler in game >Has the entire WOTC Library on a Google Drive >Her character IS cooler than yours >Only ever plays Tabaxi, Tieflings, or Dragonborn sessions with any group without getting banned >Really gets into | >Actually super good at roleplay, lots character, great at roleplaying of experience >D&D should be free >Hits on female players "in character" for all players >lt does not >Will help you with "character creation" (make you a fursona) "I mean if you think about it it "Don't be >Will kill Trevor if you try to make them play at would've been normal to marry at 13 in the time the game is based on" suspicious, don't be "Guys it's just what my suspicious" "The new book is $60? Let's see character would do quit being mad about it" the same table about that..." >Yikes The Homebrew Anarchist The Incredibly Horny Bard The Pyromaniac The Gunslinger The Murder Hobo >Every character is "Chaotic Evil" >Roleplays this by murdering every single NPC The Dice Hoarder >Extremely cool post-apocalyptic cyberpunk setting >ls not, technically, playing D&D >Every DM's worst nightmare >Monster Manual? I think you mean Husband Catalog >Fanmade Classes only >Will outdamage whole party in one >Owns so, so many dice >lf you ask to borrow some he'll give >Just joined to get to set things on fire "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball" >Does not care you the plain yellow set that came with about the turn "Lore? What lore?" his D&D starter kit anymore consequences of his actions whatsoever "I roll to "Introduce a little anarchy..." seduce the dragon" Libertarian Right Left

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The Political Compass but it is Europe in the Late Medieval Ages

Authoritarian GLOURIOUS CITIZEN OF THE PEASANT REPUBLIC OF DITHMARSCHEN The Pope The Zealot The Traditionalist The French Vassal Duke v tSit was better te have even me when there wes only one Rome Wants the Church >Praise him power >"ABOLISH ALL FEUDALISM this rance unya >Women are Inferior to men Oueens should not be a thing" eman decealad H never sied >Say anything bad about him Excommunicated Bruh eRoi WE ARE THE CHURCH forve DATHE KN PASSAREFORM >ived in a monastery for half of his ite >Holier than the Emperor AMNOUNCEA MEW CRUSADE AGANST >ABOLISH ALL MONARCHIESI >2 Popest What is this Bullht wenHour AMENO, DORME ates the panes more tha the s The Christian The Noble The Royal Concubines The Elected King The Empereor The Arcibishop "Communist" Wen obged >Owns literally o beingaman everything in his Gy >f you are a sert, he controls all your lands nd or Ind born WHY ARE THESE FUCKEAS IGNORING THE WORD OF CHRIST -doesn't believe n nobility by bloodne >hates the queen Keeps preachin only because the ducas realm >Onty f---- the ing for power s weathy af >absolute powers THEY O TO nE FOO ON HEN THEY CAN Meritocratic Cancreate Unies of Nobles get he king t do as thy wh fat f--- Wshes she wa the queen Kinda just happy he was elected king >Only enemies are Union of Mobles and the Pope Den wh Chucks average Darten The citizen of an italian Commune The Eastern The Knight The Viking Golden Age long over The Icelander Loyal to his Lord. more loyal to his King "Roman" >lives with his entire family >Doesn't like monarchies NO00, DONT aks in Greek, dont inowa ismpire aslarge ty Cotantinople hs protatly less peple hen Pars Dyet s clam te be homan CALL IT Engages in Local politiks >Most fights for Prestige and honer, not for money Probably ZANTIUM Chriscian hs taty shares between echether everything secretely hates >his community has become seit sufficienct Peched in Ingland ly Noman all the other communes good leaderst noe hat >Noble morevking Seretty chil overal The average European peasant >lives lile day by day The citizen The serf The Venetian The Florentine of a Free City citizen just wants toprays a t SExtremely Rikh >Stocks go >barely beleves in God >Has contrel of the entire production of ducats in Europe be left alone No, likevery, very rich up constantly Mas to give a lot of what he Thinks imperia lcontrol is stupid crops failed at 3past winters Holy F--- if he is rich makes to his lord wWans anows beth and h children willneve be free >Huence wi make can the alan Lingua ranc >That's Im yruit probably turn protestant once the reformation starts going to church is the highlight of his week calling the Austrianst The LBGT Monarch The Maghrebi Sahara trader Europeans the The Genoese "M.A.P." The Swiss The Witch >goddamn The LGBT peasant Confederacy peasant >NOTHING IN THIS UFE IS WORTH UVING FOR brings the Scan be aPactually makes maps has accumlated so much weatn that nobody cares about the fart that he f---- kd >bom in the wrong time >loves to work insane goodies from Arica loyal Mercenary will be bumed at the steak has three e patha Getting ted for being wnful hding denty in shame forever, king Nimself Wants to be openly gay can't has genetically evalved to be unable of feeling >protects the Pope fcing hates the Venetian s neither poor nor wealthy probably Flenocent, not even a witch at leati can Nve massive y enges de n secet >sa ful ass freeman The Russian Siberian Frontiersman ever The Heretic The Mercenary The Great Hoarder Nobody te Nm what to >Completely is State lives before the reformation >his heresy wisbeyed anyone be forgotten has basically >The only law he will ever see being enforced is the law of the land Unloyal The han e If anyone was to be a proto-anarchist, you'd probably only know them as an unburied corpse or as insane >has fun no rules preading his seed tinpoe bonly does /his job for /those sweet ducats persecuted by everyone >hates every is Supely self kingdom or Clerical state ellbetra voot Singing sufficienct you Libertarian Left MFW I'm borm before Marx why even live? Right

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Medieval Political Compass, from a western european catholic POV

T*rks Divine,Cause Do not approach under any circumstance! The Saladin The Chinese Emperor The Basileus The Emperor The Dolphin of The Crusader >literal >haha not >has >weird France >DEUS VULT! devil cousin holy not much >Fifth son >tfw you 12 and you hear "King dead, long live the King" roman >crusader gold >lives in O >Invested and >plis, vassals, sees him a big city all monies in ) D don't do this many >weird the crusade in dreams рeople >Roman >Privilegia was a mistake eyes larper, but speeks >I will take Jerusalem, right? >strange kind of infidel >probably >infidel exists > :*( incarnate Greek The Arab The Heretic The Patriarch The Loyal Vassal The CHAD Monarch of some irrelevant place >very old and wise The Pope >somewhat/ >your >Pope is wrong! wrong! wrong! >Probably some Hussite or other Cathar >Pope with cool robes advanced highness, >haha you can >was a great >but less >you can trade with always warrior bulla go brrr powerful count on >united his him or do >Ends where >emperor >don't say "filioque" my troops kingdom can suck my reconquista he belongs (on a stake) just tell me what you can give me in near him >his country DICTATUS probably dies with him >at least РАРАЕ he's not T*rk return :P The Mongol The Orthodogz The Generic Bishop TEUTON The Noble Noble The Ideal Knight (at least in XXI century movies) >yeah, I could give >God's >BEGOME >keeps his >fat or very judgement >fights for word ORTHODOGZ skinny >l will destroy u pagan, poor and weak you a dispen- >Greatest >we have >cares about >good politician, bad priest Empire beards his peasants sation with >doesn't even tho you're >NO000 >is the awesome care about <. Pope is not true Christian cavalry core of christian! monies a working >stopped in Poland, so irrelevant >respects feudalism woman and Plis Poland Don NKill me elderly A M VIKING The "Norman". The Venetian The Burgher The Rich Peasant (yeah they were a thing, google USS Liberty incident to find out more) The Philosopher >raiding the >l want to >no, he's not >Aristotle >l'm not coasts of trade with >look I a burger is my n---- Europe for hundreds a viking, I'm very have money you... BY FORCE >masterful craftsman, I am very >Schola- years cultured cultured sticism, >one member of >rapes A and burns >likely always a renowned bitch! >what do retarded colonises guild you mean >will >l'm OP >hey we are kangz a little no one takes meet you in Valhalla >lots of me seriously :( 1066 monies The Baltic Pagan The South Slav The Honest Trader The Monk The Peasants >works all day >raiding is what I do >yes sir, this is Jesus's finger for >yea l'm >fasts very christian >probably your >had to work in the field, but didn't have to go to war >helps the poor >jerks off an honest ancestors >do you price! >people to trees >weren't very smart >simple life think he mind paying protection >what do >it's not a was a fat u mean deformed horse, nor cultured >despite making up over 90% of population, peasants make up 0% of smart people looser "Northern it'sa unicorn money ? >no profit Crusades?" from China The Witch The University The Jew The Saint Francis >doesn't >l will give this peasants some medicine Student natural study >thinks Jesus >talks to animals >helps >oh it wasn't the >so based everyone didn't |>only wants Messiah lol that work to have fun even >makes atheists >reads :( monies like him stupid philosophy (I want them monies) >l guess it's CLAP >back in >probably poisons time to burn my day kids weren't like this wells tbh Daily Bread Faithful 6000 Infidel

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The political compass but it's the 2020 American election

Authoritarian The Tankie The Zoomer Communist The Zoomer Fascist The American Nazi The Confederate The Warhawk Sympathizer Can be seen waving a DPRK flag next to antifa Used to be a "Its just (((them))) rigging another election, dont bother" LARPer "Yeah Bernie berniebro, but got blackpilled Has no regard for human life LARPer was my first choice, but I still support Trump" "Yeah, Trump is racist, that's why im voting for him" Has been "Haha national Voted for debt go weeee" spamming "GULAG Trump in 2016, but overreacted to him giving too much money to Israel 1488 WORDS Barely even a fascist, but the racism is GULAG Will vote for WORDS GULAG' Biden if WORDS since Super Tuesday Has a thin blue Clinton is his still probably unironic line flag on his car, not even a VP сop The Union Boss The Black Nationalist The Immigrant The Blue Dog Democrat The MAGA voter The Russian shitposter Willing to work in the democratic system Going to vote for Biden "All of my friends are Wanted to vote for Biden is Hated by all the best western Bernie, now split on who to vote for Republicans now" "Эти выборы не будут такими же you could journalists Doesn't come up Genuinely makes a difference in веселыми, как в like other Just wants to make a better with? Thanks for прошлый раз" Berniebros for being racist another 4 labor rights life for his family years Hopes Trump wins again for the lols "Donate to Parents probably voted for the CPUSA" Would probably vote Republican if Rubio ever got the nomination Biden The Armchair The Berniebro The Rust-Belt The Boomer Democrat The Never-Trumper The Zionist Good friends Has never even Factory Worker "All of my friends are Idolized by weird evangelicals with both warhawk and "The DNC Has lost all hope, will stay home like he did during the primaries had a job Bloomberg was his first choice but Biden is fine stole the "Biden lobbyist supported NAFTA? election Trump supporters now" Hated by again" other leftists Looks like im voting for Trump again" Nazi and for making them look Bernie conspiracy theorist think he single- handedly decides Atleast he Bane of all bad moved on Berniebros WELD from Too neet "heres to vote how Leadership 2020 America Deserves elections Bernie can still win" The Boomer Hippie The Progressive The Smug Liberal The Swing Voter The Ben Shapiro Fan The Lobbyist Probably got called a SJW in highschool "Trust me kid..I've "Rural Americans? Lives Bane of all that is Stopped being relevant 4 Endstate somewhere been doing this s--- since the 60s" Who gives a s---" good in America of the Will vote in Florida student years ago "Yeah...Epstein was a good friend of mine" Believes blue no matter who, activist Tara Reade, but is voting for Biden denies Biden's Tired of anyway because "We have to beat Trump" getting political ads all the dementia Still not even Probably going to vote for problem Will vote old enough democrat to vote time for more cheap labor Biden MONSTE anyway The Student Activist The Green Party Voter The Skeptic The Conspiracy Theorist The Libertarian The Single-Issue 2A Voter "Would you like to sign up for our news letter?" "Idk dude, the LV shooting just doesnt add up" Not relevant "COVID is just a Will vote 3rd coverup for all the 5G deaths" enough to split the vote in any senate elections, but raged at by neolibs for taking away votes from Biden party Very idealistic In the same Doesn't really camp as Libertarian, but votes red Bane of all care about Going to vote for Republican senators Still feels policy, just who's more trustworthy to him uncomfortable because he leaving his Y2K bunker some random ass "What do you doesn't want mean l'm a dem in leftist party thatll probably get <10k votes office Would've had Last time he splitting the voted was for vote? It's Probably former military a breakdown Ross Perot in 1996 about if Buttigieg got the nom principle" The Antifa Member The Stoner The Luddite The Satanist The Cartel Leader The Boogalooer Just wants to Only cares about federal decriminalization, became doomer after Bernie lost Doesn't even "Haré una oferta Unironically thinks Trump is a nazi live peacefully in the woods, nothing more, nothing less read up on new gun laws "Must... kill... que no pueden rechazar." "Bash more... children.." the Not a US Everyone who speaks against him dies mysteriously anymore citizen, but hopes Biden wins so it's fash!" "Smoking weed rn" easier to Not even smuggle going to vote, just wants an Going to forget to vote on Will vote democrat out across the border Going to write-in John Considered carbombing one of the conventions election day of party loyalty excuse to McAfee riot Libertarian Right Left

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Resurrection

$Meme culture is so important ideology has no ability to reproduce itself meme atically it is dead." * * that if an RIP MERCANTILISM Irrelevant after the 17th century mercantilismemes Join rlmercantilismemes \VE! MERC, TLIS Irrelevan the th Mon$

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Mars is colonised by our current society, then contact with Mars is lost, then Earth is more or less wiped out. we now have our meme format's society.

Authoritarian The Cyborg Chief The Computed New Money Sponsor Old Money Sponsor Sponsor's Kid Canal Baron consciousness uploaded to the supernet over a century ago. slowly corroding basically suffering from digital dementia. sees all the records of what used to be billions of pe- ople back on Earth, all silent now. DELVE INTO controls the flow of all fresh water in the uses newest gene modification to edit and remove all gross human limitations. northern hemisphere. \YOURSELF, BIOTIC LIFE- FORM AND ASK IF YOU DESERVE THE GIFTS YOU WERE GIVEN. capitalising on the new era, investing in science and preparing to over- take the estates with xray vision and super strength. killed the last canal baron, who was a descendent of Elon Musk, in a laser duel. runs the estate just like dad used to. pretty content with the situation, happy to kill the same undesirables that have always been killed. thousands of servants excited to change the estate into the Nativist Enclave, removing all sem- blances of the Old genetically modified super-cyborgs. died making his pyra- Imid mansion even though robots could have done it cheaper. bank rolls the estates and controls the economy. THE MARC OPHISTORY IS A ONE WAY STREET. YOUR PETTY NEEDS AND WANTON constantly hacked by the Phobosian crypto- offers gene surgery to all subjects, has intensely loyal and long living serfs. DESIRES ARE SPEEDBUMPS TOWARDS miners. REALISING THE SOUL. INFINITE LIFE BEYON Planet and its dirty doesn't invest in new "what do you mean I'm not alive?" THE FLESH. INFINITE LIFE BEYOND LIFE. ways. anti-rad gene splicing. f---- droids. DELVE. DO NOT CONTINUE YOUR LIES. "I will retake Earth" will die of cancer. Cyborg Rebel Cyborg Loyalist The Nu-man The Security The Businessman The Knight disabled dormancy chip and escaped to the underwater caves. pledged allegiance to the Chief and to the future of borgdom at large. works without stop for their estate. volunteered to undergo borgisation to escape the horrors of serfdom. can survive 300x the exposure to radiat- endlessly patrolling the Martian wastes. works for the estates to incrase their by now completely immune to the cold. head of security in their sector. probably related to a sponsor or some rich baron. personal wealth and manage the many ion a pathetic proto-human can. accounts. so f------ horny. jacked up on stimu- lants and anti-rads. probably suffering from a myriad of glitches, easy to hack. misses their family, but forgets them more and more each day. completely devoted to serving the estate, can't even think of a world out- side of it. was once a successful tycoon in the mining industry, now relegated to purp- osefully corrupting the finances of Mars. this might be their adventure or rebellious phase before they settle down and pick out a harem. "why can't cyborgs do my job?" asexual reproduction via vats. leads disastrous charges treated poorly by the estates, basically a more efficient slave. shoddy mechanics mean that pre-borg emotions can resurge -intensely. only competent in defensive tactics, unable to counter into Mormon and raider murderous rage, will ) kill any non-borg "the invisible hand will positions, gets everyone killed. the next leap in evol- ution. will kill off the proto-humans. fix this..." encountered. Mormon advances. a failed libright. "the future is artificial, walk the path of the future" literally doesn't give a s--- about his men will die in combat, untrained and tired. would rather serve the Phoboese hates art and music. The Reconquerer The Runaway The Mechanic The Irradiated Serf Mormon Soldier kicked off the estate, disconnected from escaped from a harem of some midling all Martian civilisation, created a new society around centuries old Earth official on the estates, now dedicated to the Return To Earth movement out of necessity and survival. thankful to not be burning from cosmic radiation in the greenhouses, on the canals, or choking to death in the mines. spends all day in the greenhouses with no protection or medicine. drinks unfiltered water full of carcinog- ens and toxic dirt. Mormon President fought many battles against machine and elected by the High Elders for his faith- fulness and fertility. literally hundreds of devout Mormon children. man alike. scars to prove dedication to the Church. eleven wives, forty-one kids and three on the nostalgia. slowly melting from work- ing with corrosive borg materials all day. might dream of one day becoming a borg or joining the Cyber- netic Control Corps, an elite group of secfo devoted to hunting rogue borgs. "the sponsor cares about me and my family" ID card doesnt personally runs his own fort city made up entirely of his offspring. popula- tion over 4.000 "we are Earth's everyone in the move- ment tries to bang her because of her past, she fell in love with freedom. way. children and need to return to the mother planet" will avenge New Boise's destruction by the pagans. even have a hunted by the borgs, estates, alienists, raiders, Phoboese, and the Mormons. name on it, will be fed to mutant dogs when he dies. still gets drugged up and r----. "Mars will be a leading the Holy Army to glory by reclaiming lost lands. true Christian hey, life is better in the open wastes than in an estatist chamber planet." only f---- humans. The Purist The Humanist The Artist The Frontiersman Waste Trader Slave Auctioner ethically and morally opposed to chang- the once virgin Mars is ruined. the home of our species is ruined. there is no fu- ture. creativity expresses mortal anguish. is an outsider in his estate, dreams of run- ning, but never will. in the glory days, dealt in slaves, droids, makes f------ bank, especially on sex slaves and reprogrammed droids. screws over the slavers that bring him his "goods" always underpays them and is generally a scumbag. bred to be the perfect specimen. "the only thing that advances humanity is ing human genetics. human evolution -- the natural way." happy to settle virgin lands for a sponsor, expanding the estate. gets to update maps and use radio "F------ SPONSORS REEEEEEE" spices, archaic medicines, anti-rads, anything you wanted. has four kids that she probably has cancer. instead of letters! raises to respect hum- an interests. is using the Reconq- uerers to fight the slavers and borgs. stopped getting protection from the estates, easy pickings for the Lord of the South and his "we are exactly as the universe intended us "I have so much left to create." gets to work a greenhouse for a sponsor, sweet! doesn't give a f--- about anyone but himself. to be" men. wants to return to left to die, Earth and create trad quasi agrarian hunter- gatherer utopia. boucnes from estate, to Mormon fort, to col- ony, just trying to make a true humanist, totally willing to die for the future. no one pays atten- tion to his art. given plenty of anti-rad takes out anger on space camel and slave catgirls. Phoboese Servant pills for the journey. no one cares. money. definitely gonna die of cancerf Slaver Grey Wannabe not medically skilled enough, rich enough halfway through the surgical process. or brave enough to undergo the surgery The Transitioner Southern Raider The Shaman runaway slaves, serfs, debtors, and other devoted to the Owner of the Moon. assorted societal scum. used to work secfo for the estates, got a more lucrative position catching runaways and selling them. follows the hidden path. "Yeah haha it's only 60 years then you can retire with benefits." yet to apply the skin greying solution. enhanced reality via mystical earth medicines long considered archaic. perhaps part of an unlucky group deemed undesirable by a sponsor just so that he could kill some peasants. needed. not technically illegal, definitely no one gives a s---. a good member of the colony, willing to do anything for the Parent, even though it's all a sham. acts as a serf for bred for this job. intensely selfish and conce- ted. just trying to get thru their day-to-day and make the Owner happy. the grey colony. unable to cope with life, forced to exposed to the horrors of radio- brutal killer and profiteer willing to do anything for the Lørd and his march across the wastes. gets passed around like exile in the cold active wastes ev- desert, away from the estates. ery day to catch slaves. spare p----. "I would be an alien right now, haha..." probably a deviant thrown out of the jacked up on stimulents and sex droids. "Humanity can't be saved, just do what makes you happy" most likely sick of seeing the true world estates. makes a meager profit. Parent of the New Race started this whole thing because of some weird childhood fixation on fantasy alien literally just wants to f--- the greyfags. b------- from a holoshow. The Fetishist The Loner Lord of the South Earthen Scavenger Sole Owner of Phobos hasn't seen another being except raiders JOIN THE HORDE, FIND GLORY IN LIFE uses his wealth after working for Phobos to scour the known universe for artifacts the entire moon of Phobos is the personal property of this obese childfucker. and shamen for years. BY LIVING TO THE FULLEST. "I wanna f--- the alien" from before the Disconnect. saw the greyfag colony and assumed everyone EMBRACE THE CANCER, SPREAD THE RADIATION WITH BOMBS controls all travel between the droid specialist in Golden Age technology, he can operate a spaceship and visits the asteroid mines. possibly the most curious human left alive, actually pur- suing science and trying to regain lost know- also just wanted to f--- aliens. colonies in the asteroid belts that have "Humanity is bank- rupt, only a new path will save us" willing to do ANYTHING for five minutes of alien poontang. turned into that. AND POISON. A been mining since before the Disconnect. HAVE A PERSONAL "I'm the last HAREM AND FEED human in the universe." holds ancient, advan- çed Earth technology. THE WEAK AND DE- lies they tell them- self to get over the fact they're f------ diseased and FORMED CHILDREN TO THE MUTANTS. rocked up on ignores obvious signs of civilisation. has not seen his own penis in well over a stims. GLORY IN THE ledge. WASTES, WARMTH IN THE HEAT OF grey. conveniently forgot he killed his wife and son eight years ago. also he f---- kids. will swallow acidic alien decade. s----- landlord. c-- and choke to death. BATTLE! Libertarian Right Left

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Thoughts on Trump

Authoritarian Trump is a UWU DADDY TRUMP Capitalist Pig PLEASE HIT ME Economic- Economic- I liked Obama Left Right Trump is literally liller Trump is Dumb But Democrats are communists Soooooooo Libertarian

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The Political Compass but your antarctic expedition crashes into the middle of a blizzard

The Political Compass, but your antarctic expedition crashses into the middle of a blizzard Authoritarian The Santa The Thing The Devil ICE The Wolf King >not a dog this time >drove drunk, got lost at the wrong pole KNG >bitey little f----- >took over a politician and formed wight legion cause he thought it'd be easy kills Wolf Pack >hit some huge flying white thing, >no regard for human life crashed over the tundra >in eternal combat against the Ice King >secretly upset he has to fight for control with at >emerged from the snow, frost in his wake >horde of many least five >quack other amies >killer hangover >spares the survivalist >honk >entire lives spent >probably can't be killed >the winter is eternal >hiss >really needs to find his way home before the elves figure out the door locks hunting for food >ave glacies >feared by all Eco-fascist Wight Legion Conscript Gigabrain Problem Solver Radical Gnostic Theist >claims everyone else is thinking too hard >signed on out of pure desperation >almost immediatly lost his mind and turned to lunacy >cocktail enthusiast >is pretty sure he's the one who brought the plane down >points in a direction and starts walking >still hungry >almost immediatly vindicated >will not stand for the soiling of antarctic snow >will probably be killed by someone more >unsure which wintry diety he should be worshipping at any given time authoritarian than him >not sure what to do now, has never had a plan succeed before >might have thought it was white legion >not sure if genius or retard Tenured Geologist The Pilot The Panicked Rationer Self-proclaimed "leader" The Survivalist Ice Thrall >didn't want to fly the antarctica trip but was ordered to by boss >"don't worry guys, you can >liberal's worst nightmare >desperately attempts to mathematically allocate rations among survivors >trained in 12 forms of first aid let me handle the rations" >minion of the ice king >happy to be off of campus >"don't worry, i've been in situations like this before. just listen to me guys! >soul too shriveled from >tries to keep up group >has a big sack that he fills with fossils work to care about >mauled by polar bear spirits when possible >no capacity for higher thought or function the crash while hunting for >theory food after >has places >owned the plane, will probably try to get compensation from work rations vanish >frequent camper, could probably fight off a bear reader >just waiting to be mauled by wolves to be >will probably be killed by someone more authoritarian than him overnight but not complaining at the way things turned out >c-- butts keep melting him >BFFS with doomer >used to be a person >won't >probably? Tundra Native The Doomer The "Survivalist" Caribou Hunter Meteorite Hunter >isolated tribe >was really excited to hunt game after the crash >"unga bunga me want shiny space rock" >has not seen nor heard >had given up even before the crash >thinks he knows what he's doing of outside civilization >would die before returning >rejects all attempts at sustaining morale, convinced everyone is doomed >shocked upon being informed there is no game in antarctica home empty-handed >takes potshots at survivors who >"guys we can drink pee!" >has broken 12 foreign treaties and tresspassed on 14 different restricted wander near the cave shaman >aurora borealis? properties to get here >manages to ruin several first aid kits >would take pot shots at penguins, if he saw them >is lib left but we >will probably walk into the blizzard one night ran out of >at this time of year? compass space >able and willing to summon nature spirits >first to resort to cannibalism >in this part of the country? to be after rations embraced by >cluck cluck cluck yah >is a real disappeared the cold person >localized entirely over your research station? Stationed Researchers Emergency Rescue Services Spirit of Ice The Yeti Igloo King Chudley >f--- like rabbits >did not expect company >called to antarctica week before retirement >no concept of human existance >too many tourists wandering onto his property >no one remembers him boarding the plane >will try anything once >rescue plane shot down by militant survivors >""found"" rations that someone left out overnight >a single look freezes you solid >completely unaware of all the supernatural nonsense surrounding them >distributes food among those willing to enlist themselves into the igloo boys >insists less clothing means more heat transfer >frosty cthulu >owns recreational >temp camp raided by igloo boys snowballs >both ERS and Wight Legion have an active bounty on his head >worshipped by natives >will huddle >without asking for warmth >makes for killer shave ice >lives in a stand your ground ice cave >one of them claims >nothing going right they saw a yeti once YETI Cave Shaman Literal Frozen Caveman Anprim Chomsky's Frozen Head Actual Polar Bear The Cannibal >accidentally thawed by explosives misfire during Wight Legion - Igloo Boys war >was into eating human flesh before it was cool >outlook not so good >just wants to maul for god's sake >eco-facists want to be him >ask again later >frozen cavemen want to be with him >will not stop hitting other survivors with his club >my reply is no >would grill if it knew how to start a fire >reply hazy, try again >are there polar bears in antarctica? >don't count on it >dangerous free agent >0oga booga >not a fan of how popular his hobby became after the rations ran dry >concentrate and ask again >can see visions in the snowflakes Libertarian Left Right

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PEOPLE'S "REPUBLIC" "DEMOCRATIC" NATIONAL OF CHINA PEOPLE'S "SOCIALIST" "REPUBLIC" GERMAN OF KOREA "WORKERS" PARTY

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Authoritarian >wants to conquer the world "The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. >has gotten dangerously close tbh Krabs! We will dismantle >fragile ego oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!" Authoritarian Right >miserable marriage, but divorce is a sin so tough s--- Economic- Economic- Left >"Hello. I like money. Right >tolerant, accepting sponge >would actually give his life defending the cash register >kind of a pushover >almost certainly gay >seriously, it doesn't get more greedy than this >unreciprocated love for authleft tihertarian Left bertarian Right >you think the krusty krab pays taxes? pfffff Libertarian

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Authoritarian Authoritarian Left (Ow' 0)i want strong a---- men to impregnate my boipussy () so i get boipreggers with the next generation of a---- supersoldiers (AOYght Left Libertarian Left Libertarian Right Libertarian

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