The Political Compass, except it's people you meet when you play Dungeons and Dragons | Political Compass | Know Your Meme
Meme Encyclopedia
Images
Editorials
More
Know Your Meme is the property of Literally Media ©2024 Literally Media. All Rights Reserved.

Political Compass

7966 Views • Created 4 years ago By Bilbo Swaggins • Updated about a year ago

Created By Bilbo Swaggins • Updated about a year ago

The Political Compass, except it's people you meet when you play Dungeons and Dragons

Authoritarian The Excited Royalist The Lore Keeper >Owns every book >Will critique your backstory for The DM The Munchkin The "Pretend" Fascist The "GM" >Has a habit of adversarial >Lets the whole party level up at the same time >What's roleplaying? He's here to win >Yes, you can win at D&D |>Manipulates rules for personal gain "haha my character wants to kill the inferior races but i would never DMing >Comes up with kickass creative story - >Honestly just thrilled the want that in real life" >Doesn't railroad аccuracy "what do you mean, banned? for what?" >Will kill you if you deviate from it game world is an absolute "well, actually, in this circumstance IALES E it wouldiber PORT PLAVENS HAEYTREMEEYMUAL. "Rememer, guys, 'Do what's fun' is the most important rule" "I swear they aren't loaded! I'm just lucky!" monarchy and everyone thinks it's cool UOLOS GUIDL MuiSILKS ASTERS GUIDE "When I say TTABYS STORNIKING unsusal fora APOCALY SE HOAKOWart and an elf to ever agree to an alliance. And furthermore 'rules as THE RASE F TIAMAT written' | "I picked the noble background! Greetings, peasants!" MEAN rules as written" The Ex-Christian Girl The Fantasy Hardliner The Balance Enthusiast The Min/Maxer The Rules Lawyer The Christian Girl >Plays Tieflings almost exclusively >lf she brings brownies they have weed in them >Has memorized every rule so he can kill other PCs on a technicality >Constantly jerks off to 3.5e, will fight people who prefer 5th edition >Hates people who prefer story to gameplay "NOO0O! You can't just use a >Absolutely DESPISES any technological or Sci-Fi elements >Kinda uncomfy with all the extra gods >Character is a combination of feats and bonuses to get 64 attacks every turn!!!!!!! YOU ARE RUINING THE ACTION "haha polearm master go swoosh swoosh" >Wants every campagin to feel like LOTR >Dating the Lesbian ECONIMERINOO0!!!!!!!!!" wood elf whose name is one letter off from hers >Still mad dims >Brings brownies for the table about Eberron "THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BOOK" "Your character is ruining my immersion" The Edgy Realist >ls the only player who cares about "survival mechanics" or "carry weight" The Chad The Ancestor >Reacts to everything that happens in game with a Darkest Dungeon Steve The Paladin Fan The Enthusiastic Newbie >Has wanted to play for years, finally has a group to play with >Only plays paladins >Moderate IRL >Football player, got talked into joining by his "nerd friends" >Actually pretty fun to play with >We play in his mom's basement >Everybody say thank you Steve >Smite best spell >Thinks Goodberry quote is massively broken "HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS" >Wants to stick to >Plays a barbarian the rules, has no idea what they are DEUS VULT DEUS VULT >Punch ALL "Same time DEUS VULT the things >Actually super fun to play with "Trust me, next week?" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT guys, it'll be more DEUS VULT DEUS VULT satisfying this way" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT The Snack Guy The Egg "Hey how come you only play characters of the opposite gender?" "Oh haha I just find The Steven Universe The Homebrewer The Combat Specialist The Game Store Owner >Plans entire combat out beforehand to >Writer who brings all kinds of neat ideas to the game >Skidadle skidone, your money is all gone >Owns the Dice Hoarder's soul >Wants to befriend every enemy and redeem every villain >Avoids combat whenever possible >Plays a healer >Essentially a more wholesome version of the >Brings snacks to the meetings >Cool character >Oh s--- he brought Cool Ranch Doritos maximize damage and ensure victory options and items, maybe a couple spells >After one turn the Pyromaniac ruins the whole plan anyway >Thanks Chris them more interesting" BORN TO "fighter is a super fun class what are you >Nothing too crazy tho FEEL talking about" Incredibly Horny Bard >Still cis tho Dorntes >Thinking about maybe DMing sometime soon The Lesbian The Furry The Closet Furry The "Chaotic Neutral" >Takes every possible chance to steal |>Has not lasted more than two from/stab other player characters, thinks this makes him edgy and subversive The Pirate Trevor >Only plays druids or rangers >Character literally raised by wolves >Thinks it's quirky to introduce a character by having them lick one of the other PCs >Swashbuckler in game >Has the entire WOTC Library on a Google Drive >Her character IS cooler than yours >Only ever plays Tabaxi, Tieflings, or Dragonborn sessions with any group without getting banned >Really gets into | >Actually super good at roleplay, lots character, great at roleplaying of experience >D&D should be free >Hits on female players "in character" for all players >lt does not >Will help you with "character creation" (make you a fursona) "I mean if you think about it it "Don't be >Will kill Trevor if you try to make them play at would've been normal to marry at 13 in the time the game is based on" suspicious, don't be "Guys it's just what my suspicious" "The new book is $60? Let's see character would do quit being mad about it" the same table about that..." >Yikes The Homebrew Anarchist The Incredibly Horny Bard The Pyromaniac The Gunslinger The Murder Hobo >Every character is "Chaotic Evil" >Roleplays this by murdering every single NPC The Dice Hoarder >Extremely cool post-apocalyptic cyberpunk setting >ls not, technically, playing D&D >Every DM's worst nightmare >Monster Manual? I think you mean Husband Catalog >Fanmade Classes only >Will outdamage whole party in one >Owns so, so many dice >lf you ask to borrow some he'll give >Just joined to get to set things on fire "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball" >Does not care you the plain yellow set that came with about the turn "Lore? What lore?" his D&D starter kit anymore consequences of his actions whatsoever "I roll to "Introduce a little anarchy..." seduce the dragon" Libertarian Right Left
Origin Entry:

Political Compass

Source

r/politicalcompassmemes

Notes

Textile Embed 
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/862/052/e51.png!

Related Photos ( 4 )

Comments ( 22 )

Sorry, but you must activate your account to post a comment.

    Latest Images


    I know I’m guilty of the first thing with a TS desended chapter, but I can’t help but notice this | /r/grimdank

    Warhammer 40,000
    r/grimdank warhammer 40000 warhammer 40k reddit grim dank warhammer memes 40k meme games workshop

    He must really like red flags | /r/grimdank

    Warhammer 40,000
    r/grimdank warhammer 40000 warhammer 40k reddit grim dank warhammer memes 40k meme games workshop

    Musicians beetlejuicing on Twitter | /r/beetlejuicing/

    Beetlejuicing
    reddit beetlejuicing names /r/beetlejuicing beetlejuice memes

    Everything reminds me of her. | /r/PrequelMemes

    Prequel Memes
    star wars /r/prequelmemes reddit prequels jedi sith

    ⚠️ATTENTION RETARDS⚠️ | /r/okbuddyretard

    OkBuddyRetard
    reddit absurd parody circle jerk shitpost /r/okbuddyretard