GIF Captions - God watching me make Moses do a backwards long jump a cross the Red Sea to cut 5 hours off my bible speed run

Every copy of The Bible is personalized

>You can't exploit anything to skip Jesus carrying the cross and the resurrection part
>The Old Testament chapter has been patched,Plague part is mandatory
>Some Gospels are considered non-canon,therefore I wasted my time speedrunning them
>Abraham cannot noclip through the ground and get to the sacrifice rock faster,he's slow as hell
>Sidestep trick as Jacob against the Angel boss fight is downright impossible
>Samson shortcut is banned

Fuck this book.