Monster Girls - Big girls can try and act small, but big they remain.

>tfw you'll never have 7 foot tall thicc gf
why live

"Dude, why are you in the hospital?!"

"Uh… my girlfriend accidentally crushed my pelvis…"

"The big one? Niiiice, finally become a man, huh?"

"N-not exactly…"

A broken pelvis in a non-sexual way is almost as good. No regrets.