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Political Compass: Year 4000 Edition Authoritarian created by u/immune-pawn The Great Filter The Annihilator The Egoistic Altruist The Sole Inhibitor of Planet X The Matrioshka Brain The Dictator >everyone is hooked up to a giant f------ brain >oh f--- guys we're all >no one knows what he actually believes >purges planets, makes sure that only his race will survive >those who saw him were >definitely resides off the compass but I'm putting it here anyway gonna die never seen again... >humanity is doomed >has developed technology to disintegrate entire star systems >his thought process is 'sometimes people say things I don't like so censorship is good' >destroys the lives of billions "Honey! It's 4pm. Time to >was created to be a utopia, became a living hell >whenever he sees a society get too advanced he destroys the home planet for fuel cure cancer so I can get >probably a descendant of Mao >s--- more money!!!" >it's branded so people think they can do anything, they really can't >no ethics or morals, just logic >uses tons of ancient enhancements >he really turns pink when mad ERROR} The Assistant The Consciousness Uploader The 'Make Earth Great Again' The L.A.A.B >doesn't realize that earth has had >we are all equal in the mother computer, brother. great living conditions since humans left >works for the Annihilator, >stands for 'intelligent automated artificial being' THIS SEGMENT HAS hates him >A LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED. >only uploaded his mind because it was trendy >never gets paid LEAVE IMMEDIATELY . "We gotta build space thing BEEN ELIMINATED BY because cool" >no one's sure if he's really alive >wishes he could go somewhere with people that accepted him >ALL LIFE YOU KNOW IN >only people who uploaded were stupid teens, probably didn't know what they were doing |>won't listen to the Monkes, refuses to believe that they are doing great >blends in with the humans while having an internal crisis THIS SYSTEM WILL NOW THE ANNIHILATOR. >died of sleep deprivation CEASE TO EXIST. >the computer malfunctioned, killing everyone using it >tries to control people, just ends up looking stupid eventually he just starts murdering weaklings once chaos starts DO NOT QUESTION. >DO NOT FIGHT. IT IS COMING. PUNY MORTALS >wishes he was an Immortal Cyborg ARE NO MATCH. ER OR >smells horrible The Native Centaurian Berniebot 9000 The Astronaut The Virgin Purebred The Particle Scientist The Chad Immortal Cyborg >can adjust his height >his planet got colonized by the U.S >will only live to be 140 >was working on particle physics, accidentally caused vacuum decay >got a nice upgrade from the jar >8ft tall >immortal >either treated like s--- or like >was hired to explore a >140 years is a second to him kings depending on the person, no in between black hole >scared to get implants, thinks it's too unnatural "Uh don't worry guys I can fix it >tries to run for President, doesn't realize that the U.S has changed >lives wherever he wants to with can fix it" hyper realistic VR goggles >pretty s----- life, wishes he got to be in a Matrioshka Brain hard >can't fix it >died >lives in the Alpha Centauri System, away from the advanced people >misses the pre-colonization days >somehow still has hair "Oh f--- oh god oh f--- oh god oh f--- oh god oh f---" >has had tons of sex >got thrown down to earth with the Pentire species will be wipe out soon Monkes >has never had sex >very advanced, impresses >still rambling about healthcare everyone around him The Optimist The Silenced IThe Time Travelers The Egoist The U.S >boarded the Megaship for a better life >just traveled from the year 3000 >would normally be super lib, but in 4000 the political climate has changed a ton so egoism is moderate >can't wait to see the Andromeda Galaxy >not sure how they're gonna get back "Guys technological limit guys you should probably stop guys the Matrioshka Brain might be a bad idea guys" >accepted by everyone, even though he murders helpless people >hasn't had food in 2 days >follows the galactic laws just enough that they don't get destroyed >no idea why earth is so barren >getting a little homesick >doesn't wipe the blood stains off >are probably f----- for now >oh f---, they bought four squares >laser gun go brrraaap brrrraapp "Hey any of you guys know >feeling... weak where we are?" >own entire star systems, ruin things for everyone else >everyone is rich and happy, except for the poor (we don't talk about them) >everyone in the U.S is inside this area. This is not only their Overton window, it is their whole >murder native aliens to get land The e IKM The Pilot The Madman The Engineer >buy, sell, profit or you're doomed compass. >works 23 hours a day >decided he didn't want to be in this s----- galaxy >completely insane >most barely remember earth M HEO HELP >doesn't even know what a Dyson Sphere is, just has to work >wants to upload his brain to >built the Megaship and let people get out of the Milky Way a computer anymore >never sees his family, just works >was probably in some way responsible for the Matrioshka >didn't bring enough fuel >is only given obscure currency that he can't use >everyone is beginning to get bored and hungry >denies that anything is going on Brain >has to keep working. has to do it. >electrocutes himself every morning to get him going has to do it for... for her... >will probably starve or kill himself >will probably achieve Quantum Immortality sometime soon The Hijacker The Earthling The Quantum Predator The Expander THE ASCENDED The Monke >heard that there were children on >has ascended material form >his tribe has started to run out of food >really wants that Dyson Sphere >after humans left earth for good, a new reign started. the reign of the monkes. >has been completely forgotten by civilized people the megaship, immediately quantum jumped over to it |>murders everything he sees >knows that if he gets the Dyson Sphere he'll be unstoppable >puny mortals are no concern to him >only cares about himself, no one else >said his name was Shayne Bloomington >he has realized.. no one needs to be >rapes, murders, and robs to survive >harasses his workers to get it all or chase all.. you need sadness to be happy... and with that... he has ascended. he is good. he is happy once more. he hopes all can become like him.... one day. >they can be happy now. no more nagging wife. no more zoos. back to the work site. >no enemies or friends, just disintegrates everyone >it was found out later that he was >wishes he was smart enough to build civilization again done faster a Dark One, with quantum tendencies and immortality >yes banama >has completely balded from stress >will die before turning 30 >no one knows what his motives are... maybe he's just insane >no god, just bamama >eventually jumped into a different universe, said he was going to report to The Computer'. Wonder what that (>left the U.S when they wouldn't invest in his product >true simplicity, true happiness. purity. >everyone is after him, yet they >probably inbred means. can never catch him >dies before it's finished Libertarian Right ERILEP HEO HELP Left

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