You're Finally Awake / You Hit Your Head Really Hard - Forget what I said, let's watch Limp Bizkit

These memes are becoming too painful. I want the good old days back and I'm in my early 20s. How bad is it going to be when I'm 30?

Same thing, but replace 2020 with "2030? Third World War? Zombie alien invasion? What are you talking about dude?"