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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![Gary Oak's Merry Men 02/17/14(Mon)04:15 No.30297860 Replies: 2230297876230297970 my FAVORITE? hoo, that's a toughie That'd be three INTERTWINED STORIES; Minmaximus, ANGRIEST ELF WHO EVER LIVED, Lykorgos, the schizophrenic gnome who KILLED NARNIA, and the GLORIOUS BALLAD of BEAR-TRON, constructed s Babypun These anecdotes are from my D&D 4e career, and all stem from a grudge against a DM who pulled foul play. when I missed a session on thanksgiving weekend, visiting family, he spent said session re-writing my then-characters backstory into something he could more easily mock (it involved making it so now I was notoriously a f----- of undead otters, everyone in the kingdom knowing that I f--- undead otters). Too tired from my flight when I returned to roll with this ready annoyed with my what verged on THAT DM too often, I swore REVENGE upon h three glorious rac you folk Gary 5 No.30297970 Replies: 3029810330298854 Alright, so, having my previous character finish with the Drow Matron that was "interrogating" him, I called up the Grim Reaper to go ahead and take me to my new life away from the mortal plane with my bitchin death-wife, I proceeded to introduce my newest character. Now see, Occasionally Ill build heavily MinMaxxed builds to see what a system is capable of, and then simply not play anything too gamebreaking Already intrigued by how DIFFICULT it was to flagrantly MinMax in 4e, I broke this rule for the sake of my vengeance and built MinMaximus, and Elf Avenger with an Executioners Ace, who's chosen prey as an Avenger was "everyone" and vibrated with fury when near anything with a working heart. MinMaximus followed the party around for a lengthy no-combat portion of the game, rarely speaking (though befriending the Wizard) until his time came. The first combat since his introduction, and it was a Boss Fight against the evil ruler of the dark realm we had found ourselves in, and who demanded we kneel before his awesome and terrible might. MinMaximus charges. MinMaximus, the Level 4 Elf Avenger, deals 248 damage in his first round of combat. I paint the throne room red and END the life of a villain who probably had a lot more monologuing to do. Shortly thereafter we took over said dark realm and our Wiz d Knowledge (Economic e it with an Iron F ing his bloodthirsty elven companion as a Tax Collector The DM then began a NEW campaign, seeing as how we had thoroughly ended that one... [cont] Gary Oak's Merry Men 02/17/14(Mon)04:38 No.30298103 Replies: 30298145 The new game, having a plot of "something something Drow", I felt it my duty to continue my reven a cheesed boss fight felt entirely too shallow. And so was created Lykor gnomish Cleric/Barbarian, who l eci o that every 3 actions, spe world we ons arby evil wizard's tower to something e beloved by all, even the Fighter whom the gnome believed to be a tremendous swan (I kept f------ rolling 4 for some reason). The DM made each floor of the Tower we neac floor twelve, which cont d the fact that t merely a stone room with a large, STURDY wooden wardrobe ppening and what must be done. "WAIT!" c narv, in its own way second Chronocles of Narnia movie had JUS ome out the week before, I knew what wa Knowing the DM to be fond of movie/TV shout-outs the gnome. "DONT PEER INSIDE YON BOX! ifn you s magical realm inside it NOT be a magical realm at al! for believingi on on o the Wardrobe of Wonderment!" the DM looks at me with scrutin Narnia we were me recr metal bedframe to the wardrome, with the wardrobe's doors er ins t out. Whe ppled out of t liff the tower sat near, into the Gary lies obe reached the bottom of the oce NEAR where that door connects will be utte oblit eyond floode ed, over our ggling, how much EXP erground crypt full of Drow or something idity check. At the same moment that the party c er, in rayed the lized the party were the TRULY evil one o be... a Cleric... of that very same o mrades actions grac conscious party Monk next to me, allying myself with the Drow I had been fighting. We butch t of the party and join row in And what happen Gary Oak's Merry Men 02/17/14(Mon)04:53 No When next we arrived for our weekly session, we found the DM a rive that ni ppened again. And e player of this event. And so we were forced, DMle s this DM within my red them in a gra for 4e. And r the banner of Borris Babypuncher, Pixie Ran with Grizzly Bear animal companions. A total of 6 Grizzly Bears wer ing, backed by 6 Pixies with longbows. And so on the fourth week. The sion be with horror amusemen t, for before him wer Rangers with Grizzly Bears. And so we fought, trivia s in a tempestuous storm of Bear. Until it came time. Time for my gra ir of Ogres, working for the Drow (the DMr Animal wa imbing o highest Charisma of we pretended to serve as the voice of almighty Bear-Tron, and convinced the Ogres that w-l am BEAR...GAR, HAIRIEST OF ALL OGRES, and that I COMMAND THEIR RESPECT Gary Oak's Merry Men 02/17/14(Mon)04:58 No.30298293 Replies: 3029830430298500 inue his conversation, and the Ogres revealed themselves to be both polyamorous and homosexual, and attempted to seduce o hairy Beargar. One Ogre "accidentally" undid one of Beargar's clothing fastenings, and so the ropes did unravel. Our deception unveiled, the Ogres realized that Beargar was nothing more than 6 bears, and became furious. Thinking quickly, I enacted my newest plan. Each pixie in turn used Pixie Dust to grant our bear the glorious capacity for Flight. The six of us gathered in two beside. Thus was created a Fuursfield served as well, and we dispatched these Ogres. With this singular act - with the creation of an amorphous bear-mecha piloted by six pixies, did the DM slowly close his notes, and buy several beers. And thus is the tale of my grudge against That DM. Amen nd out six bears formed a protective sphere around us; one below, one above, one ahead, one behind, and modular configuration of grizzly bears, whose core was six longbow-wielding pixies. Reconfiguring itself into new shapes as needed throughout combat, our protecting](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/705/201/8f8.png "8f8.png")
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![File: Al and Peq.ipg (22 KB, 460x351) Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 13:58 No.2488 13870 248813926 >>2488 14069>>248815623>>248821981>>248822593 >>248831169 >Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him? >Try using one of your dirty socks, Al Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:14:36 No.2488 13926-2-2488 18398>>248847260 >248813870 (OP laugh track with intermingled ooooo's] 00000'S Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 1 5:47 No.24881 4069->>2488 14818 >>2488 16601-248 248813870 (OP) >you will never be Al Bundy >you will never hatefuck Peggy >this thread will never be vidya Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue09:19:51 No.2488 14541 File: Al Bundy.ipg (45 KB, 500x373) >-2488153762-2488162642-248832773 A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her. I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years! Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers... □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:24:07 No.2488 1504 1->>248815590>>2488 16883>>248818165>-2488183422-248838075 File: whistling intensifies.ipg (29 KB, 512x384) Hey guys! □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue 09:35:43 No.2488 16264 le: Al and Marcy.ipą (21 KB, 512x384) >>2488164522-24882001 6>>2 3322432-2488327252-248833023>>248834725>>248838157>>248838410 >>248847597>-248855190 >248814541 >When will they make a game character 치"can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out. >Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46:57 No.2488 17376 File: Bud and Kellyipq (31 KB, 445x377) 2-248817498>>248817775 248851949 >>248816897 >Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"! >Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called Splatoon. □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:41:56 No.2488 16897 File: married-with-children-PSA.ipq (21 KB, 620x387) 2488172592-2488 17376 >>2488321 8422248838493 >I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights! >Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud >Hey! I don't play those! >Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue)12:59:42 No.248840094 File: Steve is >-2488403832-248841862-2248843596 248847463>-248850128-248855483 (31 KB, 640x360) >248836169 Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos Al: You watched those, Steve? Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!! Al Steve .l need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it. Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/784/622/449.jpg "449.jpg")
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