Captain Haddock doesn't talk like that, try "Blistering barnacles!" or "Thundering typhoons!" instead of "Son of a bitch!" and "I'm going to kick your fucking ass!"
She looks cool, but she's not a Haddock. Old, grizzled nautical types really only work when they look old, grizzled and nautical, and she looks like she's only started down that path.
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