Proof Centrists are closer to Nazis than to Communists Authorita 10 14.14 Left Right Libertarian

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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Political Compass of Rural Ireland

Authoritarian The County Council Primary School Principal Crows Mass Choir The Bull McCabe Arch Bishop tea Passive agressive to one anothe break Only cares about land Literally called "The Master by the children Takes Tillage Farmers gra "Crilly" SUCCOM Only speaks Irish Nice hat ngl Would kill you if given the opportunity Judgementa as f--- Parsh lives in fearlof him They're everywhere you go, always watching Rules with an Iron Fist Imagines himself a Monarch Irish Kare The Tourist Literal Herd Mentality Comes seeking his roots, finds rain Cows The Guard Parish Priest Likes Local Auctioneer GAA Coach Good craic in fairness Questions own Faith On local school Board Just wants to cream, Abit full of themselyes tho Obssessed with the colour Red cakes Screws over land/cattle owner for 'friend' Waiting for their time to strile Gets lost on the back roads win county Makes ten yea olds cry speaks fast to deliberatley confuse buyers GARDA Never ever played GAA themselves BAINISTE >corrupt "Former' IRA Trinity Student Pint Man Basterds Publican Undertaker No SKY sports FF/FG TD Was once fighting for a Republic, now just smuggles diesel and cattle across the border Notions Literally profits from people dying Brown envelopes galore Not great but the best we have "What'll it be tonight lads" Went off to the big shmoke a grand young fella, now he has a scarf "Yes this wooden box costs ten grand" May or may not be a local TD Say they're different. They're not. Primary School Teacher Postman Pad Lorry Driver Lifeblood of the country Tillage Farmer Parish GAA Emigrants Mother Natures Bitch Board Jobs for >Leaves the boys >Money >Resting >Account "I couldn't tell you where the money for the dressing rooms went, honest t God lads" First crush growing up Just grows plants Probably better off tbh Waves at Stops for the jacks at every second petrol station everyone Gave us an extra 5 minutes at lunch 10/10 Only socia meeting for many of the elderly Works two months a year Staple food is a Breakast roll from Spar Green Party Tidy Towns Commitee Really they just water flowers and cut grass Sheep/Beef Farmer Wolves would Peg Independent Dairy Farmer be kind of Councillor "How do you do fellow culchies" TD Backbone of Irish Politics (really just sorts medical cards and pot holes) Plays cards every Tuesday cool tho ngl -Buys land to buy cows -Buys cows to buy land Just wants to farm like his father Spuds for dinner Originally from Dublin Only expands for their Kids, Kids have The whipping boy of the Beef Baron Always on RIP.ie Been to more Funerals than no meetings interest The Cyclist Have no cares Sheep for the laws of man Travellers Takes up entire road You want gates boss? You want your sheds painted boss? Boy Racer Beef Baron Cowboys Ted Anarchists to the extreme Spends all his money on his Honda Hangs out The bane of Irish Farmers Does half a days work, takes your deposit, never answers your calls Once the biggest beef supplier of the Taliban Has a var "Baa" with second Arch-enemy of the lorry driver, doesn't years, is 24 care Has a Monopoly on an Eastern European countries Beef Sector Awake at 6am every Sunday Libertarian Left Right

Necro Compass/Dead Space Compass

CONVERGENCE BY FORCE Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting THE DOOMER GF THE FANATIC THE CULT LEADER THE BRUTE COOMER THE REGENERATORS THE NECRO MOON "IISAAAAAAAAAAC!" Wants Convergence, Fears Necros "Make us Wholesome, Isaac" I'm CONVERGING!" Can survive intense fires, can't even "We are Hungry.. We are ANGERY!" Stereotype shoot weak spot on back Spends 10k survive heavy calibre rounds credits on Loses to OP weapon crafting system Did what the Flood couldn't, "MAY THE Guilt trips Will circumsise OnlyRIGs consume all sentient life MARKERS. you into suicide you with a smile Actually PRESERVE dead UUUUUS!" "haha, regenerator printer go brr br" Aрех of Fat F---- Can't break Plot-Armour The Penultimate Unitologist Psychopath THE LEVIATHAN THE TOP GIRL SPITTER THE PREGANANANT THE INFECTOR THE TRIPOD THE CHAD HUNTER Owns an OnlyRIGs account Probably a Redditor "Welcome to the Necro Zone!" "LET'S F------ The OG Regenerator who pisses on the Poisons the air JUUUUUUUUUUMP!" weaker ones "Babe, it's 4pm. Time for your sloppy" around it Necrochungus They Fly Now? They Fly Now! Twice the head Double the Suc [[warning: 10 kiloton mass detected in food storage]] "Go my A hard children.. Is a Cuck for Only dies after Female Tripod being exposed to thousands 10 Die for me!" Probably caused of degrees of heat COVID-19 Wheezer's bigger uglier brother THE EXPLOODER THE ZOOMER PACK THE NP-SLASHER THE ENHANCED THE DOOMER FODDER THE CORRUPTION Dies when a corpse is thrown at it Needs help to bring Convergence Can withstand a Plasma Cutter Shot The product of DS3 lacking new ideas *Literally just vibing while chaos occurs around it* "Pustule go Boom!" Only use in life is dying Not even a threat 1-on-1 Doesn't get shat on "My mom said I can call you a N*cro" "I kill to forget, but I always remember" I'm NoT "Your RIG is Red" gEnErlc!" Makes Necros their home More harm to other Necros than His dad works Generic look at EA. He'll could trick foes Occasionally c--- on good get you banned in thinking he's Human the floor DEAD S PACE NECROPDSTING THE SWARM THE DRAG TENTACLE THE LURKER an are THE PUKER THE STALKER THE LEAPER Literally gets Punt-Kicked "This isn't a meme, I'm in so much pain" Claps Isaac's dead cheeks Athletic for a Necro with no legs and only two arms Infector but fast af *Drags you to Brazil* Dog-form is still Probably slurps Only wants to Invented the *shoot yellow glowy* trope for the series hunt *proceeds to d--------- you to death* a Dumb-F--- his cereal You'll never see "WAAAAAAAAA him comiiin AAAAAAAAAA No sense of AAAAAAAAA Almost broke the first game Hygiene "Personal Swarmer and Infector combined AAAAAAAAA space? AAAAAAA!" *Chirp* XDDDDDDD THE WHEEZER THE CREEPER THE SOYBOY FEEDER THE GUARDIAN THE CURSED DIVIDER THE TWITCHER A Chain Smoker in his spare time Somehow knows how guns work "YO00000 IS THAT FRESH MEAT?!" Sounds like he's c------ Intimidating sex Literal Crack-Head when he dies moans *Sloppy tongue noises* Breaks Space & "Uh Oh. Stinky!" "Longus tonguegus Neck-F---- corpses Too fat to be Time when Doesn't die a useful Necro running in one hit like the Pack ACTIVATE" Ballsacks The eyesight of a brick "Come over "VRO0000 for Lungs Over 6ft, Girl Necros want here, I'm going to f------ decapitate you!" 0000000 00000M!" him THE SWARMER THE CYST-LET THE CRAWLER THE NEST THE SHAMBLER THE GIGACHAD TORMENTOR "Tough talk for an Engineer in c--- sucking distance" Explooder but stationary Lurker but Dumber Created purely for being lazy "I Believe you, but my rocket launcher Lives in other Dead things and sewers Lurker but Explodes don't" Composed of 7 o----- worth of corpses Lurker but worse The Sphincter of Necromorphs Creeper that found its f--- *Kills itself* overall "Hey! My weak-spots are up here!" "What good is your Boot NOW?!" buddy Most underrated boss Close interactions scare it Throws its head Quite literally can be shaken-off to death at new victims to infect Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting PASSIVE CONVERGENCE WILL DOMINATE Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting MADE TO DIE Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting

Alien Invasion Political Compass but its many years in the future...

Authoritarian Kthgob'rul, The Fist of Hell Grazythrol, The Will of the Cosmos The Undead Collective The Alien Necromancer The Alien Acolyte The Alien Expert The Executioner The Secret Police The Snow Priest The Zealot The Goddess of Blizzards The God of Glaciers -Got up and walked off the battlefield -Only purpose is to kill people -Also plays judge and jury, even though doesn't exist he's not sunnosed to -Somehow got even more f----- up -Is even more f----- than before -As far the official records go, he -Slowly being replaced by the Zealot -The King's Heir is too old to m----- -The eldest Deep God -Necromancer's apprentice -Replacing the Snow Priest -Made like 2 storms to slow down the -Chief of the Arctic Gods at the will of the Necromancer -His advice went from useful to Aliens -Made the Alien Mage even more f----- up -Doesn't want to admit he is powerless against the aliens -Filled the Temples with a bunch of -Started raising Aliens from the dead, which is technically heresy but everyone is too afraid to stop him -Has killed more Aliens than any -Thought it would be cool to learn magic, now is scarred for life -Returned from -Everyone avoids these f------ like the plague incoherent fanatics his hiatus to watch the Winter Kingdom get f----- -In fear of what he -Has killed more -Should be put down -The most useful -Is like the Necromancer's 6th Acolyte -Might take over the city later and sacrifice hundreds to the Arctic Gods created -Has his third eye innocents than of the Arctic Gods humans cri -But also always been purple? -But that's not -Still not really doing anything though supplied the aliens with -Wait when did he saying much get a third eye? -Will probably be dead tommorrow an endless army so it's okay I guess Ozejnehork, The Grasp of the Deep Bhaolpo'vleb, The Might The Overlord's Forgotten of Echoes The Alien Tormentor The Undead Thrall The Gladiator The Court Mage The Dishonourable Knight The Monarchist Senator The Mad Monk The God of the North The Goddess of the Night Son |-He kinda just showed up and started torturing people -Doesn't seem to know anything about the Homeworld -The Aliens kept him around for -Just got up one day -Seems to just be everywhere at once -Rapes and pillages anything in site -Does whatever the hell he wants -Staunchly defending the King and trying to limit the Senates powers -Worked with the Alien Expert -Appeared one day out of no where -A beast of a man, or god -Kind of a bitch entertainment -Not really forgotten just neglected -Huge disappointment -Will probably sell his soul to the Deep Gods -Gave the Alien Witch powers in hopes -Super f------ obnoxious to rival the Necromancer -Slowly came to the conclusion that the Kingdom is f----- -Preformed a bunch of miracles -Voted the most fuckable god by tbh -Just kept on winning -Also kills Aliens once in a while -Obeys the Necromancer and him alone -Opposed to a constitution -Some say he was sent by the gods -Doesn't shut up men a women alike -Goddess of -Next big fight is Blizzards is like, -That planned failed and now he messages were -Ignoring all problems with the Alien invasion -His ominous against the Champion -Good at his job so -Wished the Alien better in almost -Sexual deviant everyone kinda just leaves him to do it Expert didn't go batshit insane has a useless every way creepy at first, Witch constantly now they're -Probably going to get s--- on R-But something something moon something komething symbol of fertility nagging him just getting old -Ghosted her The Space Fleet Commander The Alien Witch The Overlord's Heir The Alien Overlord The Alien General The Predator The Overlord's Younger The Super Soldier The Honourable Knight The New Winter King The Right Hand Man The Imperial Council -Came from the Homeworld with more -His sole purpose is to hunt down Brother -Mega Chad -Gives even the most f----- up Aliens -Commands the weak ass Winter -Seized power in a coup -Very dead -I wonder who killed them? -Doesn't leave the Deep Gods alone -The only son that matters -Happy that the Deep Gods came -Doesn't r--- and pillage -We are outgunned -Reputation is tarnished -Made his nephew and previous king by the Dishonourable Knight -Just wants to help his Kingdom -P----- off that they're doing jackshit troops the Super Soldier -Failing miserably -Only given command so he would stop annoying his brother -Has f----- up so bad that he's helped the Winter Kingdom more than they've helped themselves -Has gone on many righteous -Keeps getting ignored -Yammering on about equality -Outmanned conquests -Overlord claimed he didn't need his nightmares his heir -Realizes that was a -Doesn't really need help but the -Will be the new Overlord Winter Kingdom is giving him more Kingdom Space Fleet -Outnumbered help -Definitely did -Ripped apart aliens with his bare hands -The only competent pilot mistake -Tfw the some day -Outplanned patriarchy doesn't let you torture innocent souls -Althought his father seems to \problems than he thought -Kingdom is doing better under his rule -Still f------ the Broodmother -Despises his forgotten son -Single handedly taken out 8 alien spacecrafts be immortal so idk how that's gonna work The Collective The Abomination The Alien Fleet Admiral The Distinguished Soldier The "Good" Alien The Human Cattle The Damned Soul The Democratic Senator The New Commander The Loyalist The King's Heir The Head of Intelligence -Waits with the Alien Fleet over -Demands a constitution -Happy the rightful king is in power and that he was not killed by the -Captured yesterday -Fuffiled his wish of dying -Was brutally experimented on by -Several trillion of these f------ after -Gift from the Deep Gods -Replaced the old commander -No use spying on savage aliens dumbass -Holds the record for most battles -The only good Alien is a dead Alien -Still retarded the planet --Was completely forgotten about -Now just transports troops and supplies fought by a foot soldier -Three the General Arrived -Really weird so the Overlord didn't -Is no longer dead -Will be eaten tomorrow -Demands a Prime Minister -Incredibly incompetent -Handed power -If he was actually gaining traction he would be murdered -Got more of his mer Imperial Council killed in his first year than the previous demmander did ever -Still just brainless drones use him the Necromancer over to his uncle -Wanders the -Actually just really smart -Are killed by just looking at them -Will die in the willingly battlefield next battle eternally -Will be killed by him in favour (of a better heir -Resorted to conscripting anything that moves The Sacrifice to the Deep The Overlord's Champion The Cult Leader The Footsoldier The Oblivious Farmer The Defector The Conscript The Traditionalist The Recruiter The City Guard The Captain The Strategist -Chose guard duty over fighting aliens -Captain of some backwater fort in -Realizes he will have to fight aliens Gods -Was a senator exiled by the Imperial Council, supported the King's Uncle -Has fought many battles and wars -Leads a cult dedicated to the -Has been avoiding a battle for the -Prays to the Arctic Gods daily -Strategises for the king -Has no f------ clue he's surrounded by a bunch of genocidal aliens -Why is he so damn happy about sending people to their death? -Just wanted to farm -Owes his life to the Overlord Aliens last decade -Is forced to fight aliens -Content as long as a king sits on the throne the middle of nowhere -God awful at it -The first Alien the Overlord sees -Probably going to be eaten by the Aliens -Hope to get shipped back to the Homeworld -Seriously, how the hell did he get this job? -About to s--- on the Gladiator -Will die in his first battle -No one knows where it is, so he'll -And why is he called a recruiter? It's not like they have a choice when they reach the city -Farming turnips -Gave all the -Will be the first to be never see combat -Feeding his cultists to the aliens in exchange for his life -Buying himself Winter Kingdom's secrets to the Aliens sacrificed by the Zealot -Really f------ regrets that now precious seconds The Race Traitor The Broodmother The Brood Guardian The Cultist The Space IRS The Newly Hatched The Peasant The Pheasant The Factionalist The Count The Baron The Duke -Sick of laying eggs -Joined a cult because he believes the -Sick of hunting the Space Cowboy -Hired the Space Bounty Hunters to do it -Protects eggs and broodmother -How is he not out fighting aliens yet? -Dinners served -Also how hasn't he starved to death? -Nevermind that, why does he have -Trying his hardest to divide the city -Feudalism was abolished a while ago, and upturn the status quo -Is rich, that's about it |-Has met the king like twice -Constantly brags that he's the Baron -Kind of hates the guy though -Follows the Aliens around like a -There is no innocent member of -Has a little more money than the Aliens are the true gods this race Count fanboy -Thinks they are superior in every way -Has the hots for the Super Soldier -Just let's the egg huffer take from him -Mega Simp and he's not particularly rich, so it's -The egg huffer's archnemesis |-Hates the Super Soldier -Going to be sold out by his cult leader, then will be eaten -Is going to war tomorrow -Couldn't even run a really just a title no food? Feudalism was abolished of Ass Bag nowhere -Will be eaten by hatchlings book club if his -Has f----- the centuries ago -Oh, he doesn't know that? mom did all the work Broodmother because \she was required to tomorrow INUNI ** The Exploited Worker -Exploited by the Entrepreneur -Like exploited in every way shape and -Draft dodger The Alien Apologist The Radical The Revolutionary The Pacifist The Widow The Gardener The Patriot The Rural Farmer The Regular Merchant The Conservative The Nationalist Group -Loves his country -Opposes what anyone says -Has wet dreams of killing the Winter -Wants to remove the king from power -Is going to die if he doesn't fight King -How the hell are you just gardening? -Do you even know what's going on?? -Farms cabbage -Is racist -Definitely a real person -Not a fake identity used by the Black Market Merchant -Loves their country -"The Aliens are the good guys!" -Thinks he's going to get a high position when he joins them -Flew off with the Old Pilot -No one listens to him -No longer a widow -Even if he shares that belief -Has their own -Doesn't care -Will probably die either way form -Argues just to argue -Advocates for paramilitary group -Harrasses anyone to the who the king is -Your tomatoes -Makes less than nothing workers rights across the system -"A-Aliens aren't -Gives 20% of his -Kind of a c--- won't do s--- just wants to kill him people.. r-right?" -Entrepreneur owns him earnings to the left of them against the -Will probably just get fed to the hatchlings Business Man necromancer -Everyone just thinks he's crazy -Quadrillionaire Entrepeneur just laughs at him The New Recruit The Scarred Recruit The Hedge Mage The New Pilot The Robot Army The Trader The Space Immigrant The Black Market Merchant The Bounty Hunter The Militiaman The Naive Forestrunner The Old Pilot -The Entrepreneur's robot army -Sold to the Winter Kingdom to fight -Was hired by the Space IRS to hunt down the Space Cowboy -Hasn't seen combat every -Still a s----- tradesman -In a tremendous amount of debt -Will sell his limbs to the Entrepreneu -Exploited by the Entrepreneur but now that he accepts human body parts as payment -Joined the Forestrunner after -No one knows where he comes from -Launders money through the Money -Part of the Warlord's secret "Enforcers" -Managed to avoid every single conflict thrown into his path -Still thinks he's helping people -Sent a message to his brother to tell -Flew off with the widow -Doesn't know how to fly -No longer believes the Aliens are -Blames the Space Immigrant for the "Crisis" -Considering joining the Nationalist receiving a message from his brother him to join before he got scarred for Launderer -Learned magic through -Neither does he -Is going to be shot down by the Alien Fleet -The Forestrunners don't trust him with a ship real -Uses that money to buy wares and sells with with his fake identity encouraging him to do so the Aliens -Unsuccessful thus far any way he could -Enforces the life -Found out his -Thinks he's the he doesn't mind leader is a murderous -Buys the Scavengers wares and sells them to Business Man for 10x the price Warlord's wil| s--- psychopath across The Wilds with all kinds of paramilitary semi-illegal magic The Political Scientist The Sniper The Burglar The Scavenger The Veteran The Space Cowboy The Mafia Grunt The Mafia Boss The Robot Commander The Commune Citizen -Has some wack-ass governing system-Obeys whatever his leader says that he swears will work -Basically just a glorified serf The Veteran Forestrunner The Thief -Part of the "Enforcers" -Has never missed a shot -Successfully evaded the Space IRS -Now onto round two: The Bounty Hunter, which he is also successfully avoiding -Brings justice to those who -Still just vibing -One of the six veterans alive --Literally the only person benefitting from the mafia -Exploiting his grunts so much he's giving the Entrepreneur a run for his -Continues his descent into madness -Part of the "Enforcers" -Doesn't have a Robin Hood Complex -Follow orders like a good grunt -Sentient -Will probably commit suicide soon -Unless he gets re-conscripted -Definitely wasn't given intelligence by the Master Al -Thinks of himself as a Robin Hood -Started to enjoy killing -Has become famed among the ranks of the Forestrunners -Selling scavenged Winter Kingdom weapons and supplies to the Black Market Merchant for dirt cheap -Just likes to steal -No idea what the mafia is -Confirmed kill count of 563, aliens and -Thinks he's a genius -Actually just robs from anything that moves -Definitely isn't obeying him because he took humans money two years of political sciences in university -Is being played but doesn't care 656-659 Veteran -Kind of a d--- -Depressed actually deserve it -Still commits tax fraud The Ship Builder -Builds and repairs ships The Bourgeoise The Business Man The Bodyguard The Quadrillionaire The Al Armsman The Bush Knight Left the Winter Kingdom to actually make a difference The Wraith The Messenger The Forestrunner Warlord The Winter Rebel The Outlaw -Arms the Al with weapons Entrepeneur -Is now a quadrillionaire -Has a robot army and the most powerful Al in the system -Payed big bucks to guard the -Is hated by the Political Scientist for existing -Likes to piss him off -His pyramid scheme is just getting bigger -Sells weapons to the Winter Kingdom -Doing a good job for like 50x the price he buys them -Part of the "Enforcers" -Embraced the murderer side of him -Tried to start a rebellion -Keeps giving cryptic messages -Is there more than one of him? He's literally everywhere -Hangs out with the Space Cowboy and Space Pirate -Pretty cool guy -Has a really outdated -Sells to the Regular Merchant -Given the Al enough weapons to Business Man -Failed miserably -Exiled from the -Deadliest assassin the The Wilds -No one has seen him in five years -Hired by the Warlord end the world 10 times over -Wants to kill the -Might actually be dead -It's kinda creepy -Sat around for a Kingdom -Sits around the -Invested in the -Thinking up other world ending weapons Messenger -Has taken down while in his robot eye Entrepreneur's compay early -Is now repeaing -Exponentially exploits more -Warlord doesn't 2 Alien ships, and killed and ate four of their -I think he sold abscence give him orders anymore, just makes it up -Hoping to get the newest version without it costing and arm and a leg Forestrunner his soul to -Given questionable orders by the camp and debates with the political workers the Hedge Mage the benefits commanders -Basically the head of the "Enforcers" messenger scientist The Winter Kingdom Defense Al -Sold to the Winter Kingdom to help defend them Is a sub-Alof the Master Al The Smuggler The Cryptolinguist -Translates what the Al says -Has no idea what they're saying That Weird Rock Circle The Willing Sacrifice The Commune Leader The Chieftan The Space Pirate The Arms Dealer The Money Launderer The Based Alien in the Woods -Smuggles stolen wares to the Black Market Merchant -Sells weapons smuggled to him by the smuggler -Works for the Business Man -Just scammed the entire Alien race -Is payed by the Business Man to -Happy to be sacrificed to the Wild Gods -Swore allegience to the Self-Proclaimed -Robbed the Entrepreneur once and Lord -Why do people keep doing that? -Ownes a commune -I would avoid this place if I were you The Totem -Basically a dictator now has enough to retire launder the Black Market Merchant's of a couple billion dollars -Was caught once but released by a mysterious benefactor -Literally picked the worst gods to be -Hoping to replace the warlord -Mostly sells to the Black Market money -That's literally his only -Still goes on just for the thrill -Entrepreneur is p----- even though it didn't make a dent in his pocket -Seriously, this place is a little f----- God -Is now hated by his own peop Merchant or to the Gun Enthusiast sacrificed to customer -The only Wild God that has proved to be able to do -Swore allegience to the Self-Proclaimed Lord for some -Dumb, but smarter than -Sometimes sells -No one has dirty -Not that any of the others would want to the Business Man -Doesn't give a money except him his tribe -At the end of the day, all his wares go s--- something -Barely proved it too -Pretty sure all he did was make a squirrel talk once his stupid smiling soul reason -Seriously, why did he do that? members -He's literally the only person on the black market -The Chief's to the Business Man O10 liege 101 0010 100 01 o 1 101 10 1 0 10 The Ascended Egg Huffer The Bloody Deer Skull -Why do people worship this thing? The Gun Enthusiast The Alien War Al The Master Al -Too powerful for his own good More powerful than the gods themselves The Druid The Chief The Self-Proclaimed Lord The Tribalist The Exodus The Conspiracy Theorist The Al Programmer -Buys guns in bulk -Thinks he needs guns to defend himself against the aliens 1 0 -The priest for the Wild Gods -It's not like it has any powers -Is probably more powerful than them-Owes allegience to the Chieftan -Convinces people that they want to -Called himself a Lord one day and -Programmed and created the Al -Lost control of him a while ago -To afraid to tell the Entrepreneur -Al used to fight the Aliens Has killed more aliens than the entire Winter Kingdom ever wi -Isa sub-Al of the Master Al -Huffed way too much eggs -Chief of a small tribe -Same IQ as his lifespan -Thinks the aliens are a sign from -Thinks the alien invasion is a people just swore allegience the Arctic Gods -Has ascended beyond the need for a corporeal form -Tried returning to monke, failed miserably government hoax right? -Re-invented -Decided to leave the planet -Does everything he tells him to because he's like 15x smarter -Actually just a dumbass -More powerful than the Wild Gods OShe only threat to him is the Deep Gods M be sacrificed feudalism -Can't find a ship or anyone to take him -Can commune with the Deep Gods -Is on track to being more powerful than the Warlord without -Will end up getting exploited by the Entrepreneur -There is no gun in existence that can save him Right?? doing lifting a finger Right guys??? Libertarian Right Left

Libtard owned with facts and logic

Haha ! Leftist no food ! Please sir this is a non-profit organisation ...More like No-FOOD organisation !

Authoritarian Right 6x6 Compass

Authoritarian The National Socialist The Christian Theocratic The Islamic Fundamentalist The Strasserist The Fascist The Kraterocratic >"SUBMIT TO ME, OR TASTE THE SWORD!" >"Western culture >"MFW secular degeneracy still exists" >Burns witches in his free time >"Nazis is haram, bro" >Still mad over the downfall of ISIS >Will get bombed by the NeoCon >"Down with >"Mussolini 0000000 are not real socialists Imao" ((the Deep State)))!" was based as f---" النلش نلو The Monarchist The Stratocratic The WigNat The Identitarian The "Fascist" The Pinochetist >"MFW no big strong Military Junta" >"Imagine being a soyboy cuck" >Overweight >Definitely not a fascist Imao >Has a fetish for >"Free helicopter rides for commies" crowns >Ehm... and empires The Technocratic The Social Nationalist The Statist "Liberal" The Facebook Вoomer The "Hardline" Trump Supporter >"Trump is The Alt-Right Memer >"Imagine believing in dem*cracy" >"Taste my female drone strike, dissident!" >Urban >"NORMIES GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEE!!! >Still lives in the 2016 >"Phone bad, book good" >Gets ok boomer'd a lot gonna build the wall someday, trust me!" >Slowly losing his hopes MA GA >Who? legends says that he secretly controls the USA ANEROT ENLEADER The Cop The Angry Liberal The Edgy Teen The NeoCon The Modern Monarchist The PaleoCon >The Liberal when he >"Law and order" >Extremely disliked by black рeople >NeoCon's main rival, excluding the Islamic Fundamentalist >Indecided to love or hate Ronald Reagan >Said the N-word during a Call of Duty match >"Is that a third world country? OH GOD, I'M ВОOMING АННННННН!" >Rich AF }>"Constitutional monarchy is sees a the way Trump's tweet The Civic Nationalist The Right-Wing Populist The Neo- Confederate The Christian The TPUSA The Jew Democrat Fanboy >"EU is kinda >Simps hard for Ben Shapiro >Pseudo- Libertarian >"Get owned, socialist libtards!" gAKE AMERIC REAT AGAIN >"Well, as long as they come legally and they pledge to the flag.. >"Ethnic Nationalism? That's racist" >Really loves shekels >Hated by the Fascist and the National Socialist, loved by the TPUSA fanboy and the NeoCon >"The South will rise again, trust me!" >"Liberalism and Jesus, simple" >Not much cringe" >His idols are Nigel Farage and Marine Le Pen to say about MLTRA The Liberal Conservative The Fiscal Conservative The Libertarian Conservative The Social Darwinist The Liberal The Neo-Liberal >His entire existence is financed by George Soros >Woke Capitalism Gang >What the TPUSA >Postes a lot on r/Politics and r/ Politicalhumor >"Orange man bad" >Civic Nationalist's best friend >"Populism is too extreme for me" >"I f------ hate debts" >A bit boring, tbh >"F--- weaklings lol" fanboy aspires to be SUNSWEET rune Juie Libertarian Left Right

The political compass but it's a Sci-Fi/Fantasy alien invasion

$Authoritarian The Alien Overlord The Alien Mage The Alien Expert The Super Soldier The Snow Priest The Winter King -Several million years old -Invaded several thousand solar standards -Knows everything there is to know about the aliens -Only advisor to the king |-Pretends to commune with the Arctic Gods -Crowned by the Imperial council when he was like 6 -F----- up even for Alien -Bane of the entire Alien race -Has killed more systems Overlord leaves him the hell alone -Kinda f----- up than the entire -Molested the Probably retarded -Used to be a army combined Winter King -Was molested soldier until he -Has f----- by the Snow -This one sure was taken captive by the Alien Mage Priest the as hell won't Broodmother be his last The Collective The Footsoldier The Deep Gods The Shell-Shocked The Commander The Imperial Council -Basically just cannonfodder |-No longer cannonfodder -Gifted the Alien Overlord Soldier -The only reason humanity hasn't -Collective IQ of a toddler Unfathomable powers been genocided by the Aliens -Knows they can't win -Fights |-Crowned the Winter King instead of his much more capable uncle |-Exiled his uncle and hung all his Loyalists -Several billion of these f------ -Well, still kinda cannonfodder -All he can remember is fighting -Might survive a battle or -Then they f----- off for a couple millenia aliens -Wishes he two -F----- the would be killed anways entire Kingdom The Broodmother The Space IRS The Good Alien The Farmer The Heretic -Only job is to make eggs -Eggs keep getting stolen by Egg Huffer -Is only here to hunt down the Space Cowboy -Was hung a long time ago Along with everyone who supported the King's The King's Uncle -Trying to get his crown back |-Has nothing against his retarded nephew -Just wanted to farm -The only good Alien is a dead Alien -Crops constantly getting f----- by the Aliens or Forestrunners -Got his eye Uncle stabbed out -Will most likely get conscripted -Made into a cyborg by trillionare by the Council -The only hope for the Soon entrepreneur Winter Kingdom The Recruit The Naive Forestrunner The Widow The Trader The Black Market The Militiaman -Doesn't know his leader is a -Husband was killed fighting -Left his cozy village to join the Forestrunners |-Hasn't made a cent from trading in his entire life Merchant -Buys the Scavengers wares -Has never seen combat bloodthirsty murder Aliens -Probably never will -Will get slaughtered horribly -Thinks the -Is forced to -Owes his soul to the Business for dirt cheap -Doesn't even group is actually helping реople house Man know what -Sells to the Business Man for like eight Forestrunners the Aliens -Wants to fly off with The look like Pilot times the price The Forestrunner The Forestrunner The Pilot |-Owns the only ship in the The Space Cowboy The Scavenger The Trillionaire Messenger -Kinda just appears Veteren |-Living his best life Entrepreneur -Making a robot cyborg army on another planet -Exploiting -The Solar Systems only law Forestrunners -Knows his |-Scavenges just about anything off the battlefield -Knows his leader is a murderer leader is a -Commits Tax everywhere and gives everyone cryptic -Doesn't give a s--- murderer Fraud -Wants to leave the -Probably going to become one messages every worker in the solar planet -Has seen the -Probably banging The Widow Warlord Sells to the too system Black Market Merchant The Forestrunner The Alien Egg Huffer The Space Pirate The Smuggler The Based Alien The Business Man -Is a pirate in space -Sells his stolen cargo to the -Buys off Black Market Merchant for dirt cheap -Sells to the |-Works for the Business Man -Helps him secure deals with the alier Warlord -Huffed Alien eggs once -Smuggles the Space Pirate's stolen wares -Started a movement to -Can now Winter Kingdom for \like 20x the price -Running the biggest pyramid scheme in existence fight Aliens and smuggler to the hear colours and the Winter Business Man -Fights alongside Super Soldier Kingdom alike race -Wares usually Pinclude stolen commune with the -Tried to help the people Deep Gods once in a Winter while Kingdom Weaponry Is now a mass murderer Libertarian Left Right$

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Triplem Moderator

Sep 16, 2020 at 12:37PM EDT

Wait wait wait, doesn't the same logic apply to communists then?

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Bilbo Swaggins Moderator

Sep 16, 2020 at 08:11PM EDT in reply to Grey_Wolf_Leader

Lad you must also be thinking that North Korea is a democratic republic right?

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