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Ishtar looked up at Gilgamesh's handsome pride. "Come to me," she whispered. "Come to me and be my groom. Let me taste all parts of you, treat you as husband, be treated as your wife. And as a gift I'd give to you one regal coach of gold and blue with wheels of yellow and all so new that I would flatter all your might Come to my home, most sweetly scented of all places, where holy faces wash your feet with tears as do the priests and priestesses of gods like Anu. All mighty hands of kings and queens with the sight of demons driven off by my own god, by my own man. Gilgamesh replied to mighty Ishtar thus: "But how could I repay you as a wife and still avoid the bitterness and strife that follow you? Is it perfume for a dress you want, or me? a water well that's filled with doubt; tar that can't be washed away, a broken cup, stained and gray; Here's a song I made for you: Ishtar's the hearth gone cold, a broken door, without the gold; rock that shatters to dust and sand, a fort that shuts its soldiers out, a useless weapon in the hand; and worse than that or even this, a god's own sandal filled with piss. Let me now list the ones that you just blew away. You've had your share of boys, that's true, but which of them came twice for you? LUL First was Tammuz, the virgin after a three-year-long seduc Then you lusted for a fancy, and cut its wing so it could i Thus in the lovely woods a bird sings, 'I'm blind. I hav You trapped a lion, too, bac Its c--- went in your form And then you dug him se in which to fall on sharf You fondled once a shepherd boy who baked buns for your tongue's joy and daily killed his lambs so coy. So in return for gifts like those you chose to lupinize his toy. And when his brothers saw his penis You let a horse in your back door by laying on a stable floor; but then you built the world's first chain they knew you'd done something heinous. to choke his throat and end his reign. You let him run with all his might, then turned your thoughts to r----- beasts. You saw him naked once and said: Ishullanu trimmed your father's trees and brought you carrots, dates and peas. So mighty you sat down to feasts, 'Come, Ishullanu, into my bed and force your force into my head. Place your fingers where men dread to touch a girl who's dead.' And he in turn said this to you: 'What is it that you'd have me do? I know, kind mother, I won't eat if I can't match your female heat. as boys will sometimes do at night, before you harnessed his brute force with labor fierce, a mean divorce. WAAAAAAGH! IM TELLING DADDY!!

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Ishtar looked up at Gilgamesh's handsome pride. "Come to me," she whispered. "Come to me and be my groom. Let me taste all parts of you, treat you as husband, be treated as your wife. And as a gift I'd give to you one regal coach of gold and blue with wheels of yellow and all so new that I would flatter all your might Come to my home, most sweetly scented of all places, where holy faces wash your feet with tears as do the priests and priestesses of gods like Anu. All mighty hands of kings and queens with the sight of demons driven off by my own god, by my own man. Gilgamesh replied to mighty Ishtar thus: "But how could I repay you as a wife and still avoid the bitterness and strife that follow you? Is it perfume for a dress you want, or me? a water well that's filled with doubt; tar that can't be washed away, a broken cup, stained and gray; Here's a song I made for you: Ishtar's the hearth gone cold, a broken door, without the gold; rock that shatters to dust and sand, a fort that shuts its soldiers out, a useless weapon in the hand; and worse than that or even this, a god's own sandal filled with piss. Let me now list the ones that you just blew away. You've had your share of boys, that's true, but which of them came twice for you? LUL First was Tammuz, the virgin after a three-year-long seduc Then you lusted for a fancy, and cut its wing so it could i Thus in the lovely woods a bird sings, 'I'm blind. I hav You trapped a lion, too, bac Its c--- went in your form And then you dug him se in which to fall on sharf You fondled once a shepherd boy who baked buns for your tongue's joy and daily killed his lambs so coy. So in return for gifts like those you chose to lupinize his toy. And when his brothers saw his penis You let a horse in your back door by laying on a stable floor; but then you built the world's first chain they knew you'd done something heinous. to choke his throat and end his reign. You let him run with all his might, then turned your thoughts to r----- beasts. You saw him naked once and said: Ishullanu trimmed your father's trees and brought you carrots, dates and peas. So mighty you sat down to feasts, 'Come, Ishullanu, into my bed and force your force into my head. Place your fingers where men dread to touch a girl who's dead.' And he in turn said this to you: 'What is it that you'd have me do? I know, kind mother, I won't eat if I can't match your female heat. as boys will sometimes do at night, before you harnessed his brute force with labor fierce, a mean divorce. WAAAAAAGH! IM TELLING DADDY!!

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