Notes:

>The year is 2050. The last MAGA chud has been captured and brought before the glorious throne of Galactic Overlord Moviebob to answer for thought crimes detected by the Amazon-Google Wrongthink Sensor™ installed in his pod-apartment.
>As he is led down the red carpet before the throne, a gallery full of onlookers glares down at him, hurling curses and insults and mockery.
>"Well well well, you redneck lichen chud, it appears that your PRIMITIVE, UNEVOLVED, CONSERVATIVE brain was incapable of shielding its STUPID, BIGOTED, FASCISTIC thoughts from the Amazon-Google Global Happiness Network™! I am hardly surprised…"
>"Please, my lord, spare me! You're right, I'm a chud! I'm a lichen! I don't deserve to live! I am inferior to you in every way – genetically, intellectually, and morally! I can't help it, it's my nature! I will accept whatever punishment you give me, just let me live!" The MAGA chud pleads, tears streaming down his face. The gallery bursts into laughter at the sound of his pathetic begging.
>"Heheheh… right you are, you mayonnaise ghoul…" Moviebob pauses for a moment to consider the MAGA chud's fate.
>"Since you have confessed your crime of being a mayonnaise lichen pissbaby, I will show you a little mercy. Instead of having you slowly marinated alive in mountain dew, as is custom for the worshipers of Cheeto Hitler…" The gallery hisses and jeers at the mere mention of the name.
>"…I shall instead give you INSTANT DEATH!"
>"NOOO-" His scream of terror is cut off as the Galactic Overlord's plasma cannon incinerates his entire body, leaving nothing behind but a smouldering black burn mark on the floor.
>"HEIL MOVIEBOB! HEIL SCIENCE! HEIL PROGRESS!" The gallery gives the roman salute as they chant and applaud. Moviebob calls for his servants to clean up the ashes left behind by the world's last MAGA chud, finally brought to justice for his primitive opinions.