Notes:

If nothing else, this should prove to everyone why I am Soup King and not Soup Peasant. If you wish to pay me tribute, I will only accept the finest Lamb Dansak, Kvass or Scrumpy.as payment.

Oh yeah, welcome to this feature length instalment from the Make-A-Meme Foundation, where I turn your Meme Dreams into Reality, more or less. Results will most certainly vary.

If you wish to spare me the pain of working on complicated gifs for the next few days, you can submit your own request either as a comment on this image, by PMing me or by tossing it into the jumbled mess that is the official forum thread.

Today's request comes from Nedhitis and their instructions were as follows: