In reality:
- Bayoneta won’t care but won’t mind any request.
- He is too young for Palutena, and she’s not hiring more servants for the moment.
- Wii Fit Trainer mostly wants to know his routine.
- Isabelle is still in love and loyal to Bill Trinen.
- Min Min gets immediately written to only love Mr. Yabuki.
- M!Byleth manages to get an S support which leads him to marry Sephiroth’s made up daughter.

This is Sephiroth we're talking about. He practically invented gay fanfics written by horny teenagers!