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I see a tornado coming towards me, but rather than attempting to escape from it, I will walk towards it in order to rescue this dog. I am an old, frail man, and have an adopted son who is for all intents and purposes invincible and hundreds of times faster than I am, but I will not only forbid him from helping me, thus ensuring the success of this suicidal plan, but my own survival. Indeed, I will force him to watch me die right in front of him, giving him the final lesson in a message I have spent his life hammering into him: Do not even attempt to help those around you, even at no risk to yourself. Live in fear, and allow suffering to thrive all around you. If my final thought, as I am smashed to bloody pieces by flying debris, is that I have raised a son who would rather watch his father die than raise so much as a finger in his defense, then I will die a happy man, knowing that I have brought an invincible sociopath into this world, and that is my legacy. This is an excellent plan.

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Uploaded Jan 15, 2021 at 10:27AM EST

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