"Okay…. But you only get one Ara."

You facinorous FLOOZY! That state-of-the-art grrraphical card is the most essential component to my new Egg-O-Matic Noob-Killerz Machine, which will finally stamp out that rodent rrrrapscallion SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, and in your contemptuous clumsiness, your massive bags of chest flesh have contaminated it with grease, shirt fibers and STATIC E-LEC-TRICITYY! Hand it over AT ONCE before it becomes utterly useless to me, you ornery, over-encumbered ORRRRR-NAMENT!