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: R----dwarf slayer Very important send help asap 12/25/18(Tue)22:43:57 No.50043828 REEE EE tenor.gif 111 KB GIF The R--- Dwarf Returns >wake up at 4 >go to washroom >noisesinthewall.mp3 >oh s--- not again >rush to the basement faster than a n----- with a TV >pull out my ak47 >switchtofullauto.rar >noises coming closer >sounds of d---- being dragged through the walls intensifies every second >now from all directions >"Oh s--- he's got reinforcements" >tardstrength kicks in >empty the entire 100 round mag into the basement walls >bloodeverywhere.png >hear "Ho Ho Ho" sounds fading away into a distance >count the bodies >7 bastards dead,with their enormous d---- dangling out of their Christmas themed boxers >l'm a little injured with the acid c------- they threw at me >l'm not sure how long I can hold on. >Need meds, ammo and food Send help guys

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