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Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)00:53:02 No.845400965 >>845386071 (OP) > Be me, 16 > Walking in woods near home, as usual > Find abandoned shack > Cool, check it out > Not in terrible shape, but not nice either > Has one room that's in better shape than the others > Worst part in room is window is missing a pane which is covered with a road sign that's nailed in place > Bed looks decent, has fairly clean sheets and blankets on it > Investigate more, realize somebody has been living here > Hear noise, somebody is coming in > Hide in the busted because don't want to be r---- by weird homeless dude > Cute grill walks in, lays down on bed and starts playing on her phone > After a few minutes, she takes off her pants and starts playing with herself > Me, lonely virgin sperg, get insta-boner > Watch her masturbate until she c---, then falls asleep > Sneak out and go home > Go back next day > Same thing happens > Decide to "accidentally" meet her in the woods > Next day, run into her out in the woods > She freaks, tells me to stay away, runs off >I follow her back to the house, notice she's peaking out window > Stay hidden in the trees > Figure she must be a runaway (super genius, I know) > Decide she'll be my secret girlfriend > Meet her the next day > Convince her not to instantly run away > Talk to her a few minutes, she gets spooked, leaves again > Spend a few weeks getting to know her > One day notice she's not looking well > Ask if she's okay > Says she's hungry >I don't have any food, sorry > That's fine, maybe you could just give me a bit of money for food? > How much do you need? > About tree fiddy > And that's when I realized she was actually an aquatic reptile from the Mesozoic era

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Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)00:53:02 No.845400965 >>845386071 (OP) > Be me, 16 > Walking in woods near home, as usual > Find abandoned shack > Cool, check it out > Not in terrible shape, but not nice either > Has one room that's in better shape than the others > Worst part in room is window is missing a pane which is covered with a road sign that's nailed in place > Bed looks decent, has fairly clean sheets and blankets on it > Investigate more, realize somebody has been living here > Hear noise, somebody is coming in > Hide in the busted because don't want to be r---- by weird homeless dude > Cute grill walks in, lays down on bed and starts playing on her phone > After a few minutes, she takes off her pants and starts playing with herself > Me, lonely virgin sperg, get insta-boner > Watch her masturbate until she c---, then falls asleep > Sneak out and go home > Go back next day > Same thing happens > Decide to "accidentally" meet her in the woods > Next day, run into her out in the woods > She freaks, tells me to stay away, runs off >I follow her back to the house, notice she's peaking out window > Stay hidden in the trees > Figure she must be a runaway (super genius, I know) > Decide she'll be my secret girlfriend > Meet her the next day > Convince her not to instantly run away > Talk to her a few minutes, she gets spooked, leaves again > Spend a few weeks getting to know her > One day notice she's not looking well > Ask if she's okay > Says she's hungry >I don't have any food, sorry > That's fine, maybe you could just give me a bit of money for food? > How much do you need? > About tree fiddy > And that's when I realized she was actually an aquatic reptile from the Mesozoic era

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