Tonight On Bottom Gear - Thirsty, Thirsty Ladies

Rayne you tiny woman where is the Ethan ?
Gone and crashed Neferata car's slag.
Rayne, you sodding tictac that was me car.
Call 666 me fockin' car is being on fire mate !

After poisoning his sister with Sphinx venom, Lamashizzar sends his two most incompetent mooks to fight the second most spookiest skeleton in the setting and it ends well as you'd expect it to.

Arkhan comes across the dying Neferata and dramatically carries her through the streets of Lahmia to get her to the Great Temple in order to carry out every magical ritual he can think of in order to save her, including the Immortality Elixir.

Unfortunately, it initially appears that he has failed to save her and in his rage, he kicks down the door to Lamashizzar's room and blats him with Lamashizzar's own gat, because he's a goddam moron and just left it lying around fully loaded.

Whilst this is happening, Neferata resurrects as the world's first vampire and immediately sets out to try and find her baby boi.

Unfortunately being an Egyptian Lich doesn't make you kopesh proof, so Arkhan gets re-deaded again and after Neferata mourns his lost; gets reburied.