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File: pepe slaves awat.jpg (84 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)11:34:20 No.62008455 [Reply] >>62008512 >>62008562 >be 26, wageslave for 7 years >save like 150k because im a hermit that doesn't go anywhere or do anything >never make more than a few dollars above minimum wage but whatever >never made enough to afford rent so I never moved out >lose my job because of corona, collect like 15k in unemployment, feelsgoodman >only jobs available to me now are full time minimum wage s--- jobs or back breaking warehouse jobs that pay like $3 above minimum wage >f--- that, im not bringing home corona to my parents for a $300 check >still give my parents rent >they're on my ass about getting a job and moving out >tell them l'm going to keep paying rent and when the pandemic lets up l'm going to go back to work to save another 50k and then buy a house >told them I would be out of the house two years give or take >they tell me its unwise to buy a house without a career >tell them my plan is to buy a 3-4 bedroom house, rent out two rooms, which will cover all my bills >they inform of things like property tax and upkeep as if I didn't already know about those things >tell them $12,000 -$15,000 a year in rental income will be more than enough to cover property tax, income tax, repairs, upkeep, and utilities >with my savings and the fact III be working I will be fine >they call me lazy for not wanting more in life >inform them I just worked 7 years straight making below a living wage >tell them they no problem watching me slave away without working towards a career >tell them by 29 III be moving out and that's that >dad ups my rent by $200 kek >mom says I should become a nurse >"yeah mom, I have crippling OCD and anxiety, giving people medications is the best career for me" >she starts to cry, tells me to see a doctor >dad tells me there are better jobs out there than just working retail >tell him to show me the door to a living wage job and III do it >he gets mad and says im being ridiculous anyway how was your morning bots?

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

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File: pepe slaves awat.jpg (84 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)11:34:20 No.62008455 [Reply] >>62008512 >>62008562 >be 26, wageslave for 7 years >save like 150k because im a hermit that doesn't go anywhere or do anything >never make more than a few dollars above minimum wage but whatever >never made enough to afford rent so I never moved out >lose my job because of corona, collect like 15k in unemployment, feelsgoodman >only jobs available to me now are full time minimum wage s--- jobs or back breaking warehouse jobs that pay like $3 above minimum wage >f--- that, im not bringing home corona to my parents for a $300 check >still give my parents rent >they're on my ass about getting a job and moving out >tell them l'm going to keep paying rent and when the pandemic lets up l'm going to go back to work to save another 50k and then buy a house >told them I would be out of the house two years give or take >they tell me its unwise to buy a house without a career >tell them my plan is to buy a 3-4 bedroom house, rent out two rooms, which will cover all my bills >they inform of things like property tax and upkeep as if I didn't already know about those things >tell them $12,000 -$15,000 a year in rental income will be more than enough to cover property tax, income tax, repairs, upkeep, and utilities >with my savings and the fact III be working I will be fine >they call me lazy for not wanting more in life >inform them I just worked 7 years straight making below a living wage >tell them they no problem watching me slave away without working towards a career >tell them by 29 III be moving out and that's that >dad ups my rent by $200 kek >mom says I should become a nurse >"yeah mom, I have crippling OCD and anxiety, giving people medications is the best career for me" >she starts to cry, tells me to see a doctor >dad tells me there are better jobs out there than just working retail >tell him to show me the door to a living wage job and III do it >he gets mad and says im being ridiculous anyway how was your morning bots?

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