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  • >Dimitrescu bursts through the door.
  • >"So, we finally meet…"
  • >Grabs your shoulder.
  • >Leans close to your face.
  • >Raises her other hand.
  • >"Now you can gain lots of extra features for your home & auto bundle that don't coast you extra, Now that's progressive!"
  • >I look closer at her face.
  • >It's friggin' Flo from the insurance commercials.
  • >I don't get a 9'6" Vampire Waifu.
  • >I get insurance.
  • >MFW Goddammit Flo.

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