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![File: pepe.png (62 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 12/13/19(Fri)23:36:54 No.816169862 [Reply] ► >be me >jobless footfag >actually unhealthy how much feet turn me on >go to the mall with my mom cause she needs new shoes >she thinks im a good son because I go with her and help her carry stuff >actually go to look at feet >always go to this expensive women shoe shop >only rich white milfs and their cute daughters go there >spot sign that says they are looking for someone to help customers pick shoes >dreamjob.jpg >shoot my shot >get the job >literally touch and look at feet all day long >get paid for it >sometimes Id hold a foot for a while as if Im thinking which shoe would fit them better. Bring some random shoe after >they always love it >even caress their soles and compliment their feet, as if I was a foot expert >feet sommelier >dont even wash my hands after groping their soles like they were japanese s----------- in some JAV >always masturbate in the bathroom during my breaks >one day, after helping a milf with perfect feet, she asks to see my manager >f--- I got caught >fight or flight activates >she tells my manager she wanted to congratulate me on how dedicated I was to my job and how I would even put on their shoes for them, so they didnt have to bend down >crisisavoided >manager says shes happy she hired me >go masturbate in the bathroom as always >get a raise next month my life couldn't get better guys, Im living in a dream right now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/022/621/7c2.png "Anon gets his dream job | /r/Greentext")
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Anon gets his dream job | /r/Greentext
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![File: 79129414.png (111 KB, 294x348) Women reaction to finding out you're a virgin Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)19:36:30 No.62326339 [Reply] Hey robots (especially older robots), l'd like to hear how some women reacted to finding out you're a virgin. Whether it was positive or negative. >25 and started a job and worked there for 3 months >male co-workers are talking about sex >they ask me when my first time was >tried to lie and said "oh I was like 17 so kinda late" >have friend that works there >he yells out "W-- NO HE DIDN'T HE'S A VIRGIN!" >coworkers all gasp and some laugh >they ask how that's possible because I'm fit and they say they love talking to me >have female coworkers coming up to me throughout the day asking questions >"Are you religious or something?" "How is that possible you're so cute." It's okay anon I don't judge you." "Yeah you have a virgin look to you." >felt like s--- throughout the day and from then on I was known as the virgin I'd say bad experience overall.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/512/75d.png "Anon has a s----- friend | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1610068571082.jpg (33 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)18:57:26 No.62270508 [Reply] >>62270665 >>62270677 >>62270781 >>62270796 >lesbian strapon p--- >about to nut >realize im alone im my room, behind my computer screen, how pathetic i am >f--- this s--- >close p--- and go take a shower I consider this a win L 2 roplies omitted Click boro to viow](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/431/ce7.jpg "What lies in our power to do, lies in our power not to do | /r/Greentext")
![File: apu sing.jpg (30 KB, 810x362) Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)13:04:08 No.59886904 [Reply] ► >>59891650 2700 > walk into gym > THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST > OF YOU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/409/900.jpg "anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext")
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