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1474302898998.gif (539 KB, 568x320) iqdb google exhentai I Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)19:00:49 No.39046333 [v] How do you know if you're getting mirred or stared a because you look retarded? [-] Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)21:34:59 No.39047860 [v] >>39047921 >>39055837 1465357296626.png (302 KB, 640x427) iqdb google exhentai >>39046333 (OP) I just wear really obnoxious/autistic clothing and assume that people are miring me. I never talk to them or acknowledge them in any way for 2 reasons: 1) they won't think I'm autistic for misinterpreting their horrified stare 2) they don't get the opportunity to shatter my palace of illusions I have this really ridiculous looking tank top that just has a giant monkey face print on it and people always feel like the eyes are staring at them, in a transfixing kind of way, so l assume they're mirin me and continue my business [-1 Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)21:40:31 No.39047921 [v] >>39048120 >>39047860 Posts pic of Monkey [-] Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)22:00:53 No.39048120 [v] >>39048134 >>39048162 >>39048169 >>39048192 >>39048197 >>39048242 >>39048271 >>39050901 >>39052907 >>39053515 >>39053772 >>39053870 >>39053895 >>39053962 >>39054026 >>39054172 >>39054192 >>39054269 >>39054660 >>39055255 >>39055790 >>39055802 >>39055872 >>39056424 >>39056455 >>39056552 >>39056734 >>39057214 >>39057420 >>39058185 >>39058546 >>39058678 >>39058689 IMG 20160405_224715[11.jpg (1.02 MB, 2305x2305) iqdb google exhentai >>39047921 [-1 Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)22:02:28 No.39048134 [v] >>39048195 >>39048120 LMAO

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Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau to resign as Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudover... 466 KB PNG 01/05/25(Sun) 23:25:58 No.493452575 >Goes into office and Inherits a generous surplus from the conservative party >Squanders it all and ends up collecting more debt than all other PM combined >Lets food prices shoot through the roof, to the point Canadians are keeling over from scurvy (yes the pirate disease) >Exiles hobo towns and closes roads for a Taylor Swift concert >Doesnt do the same for a veterans parade >Allows swarms of jeets destroy the job market. >Provides incentives to jobs if they hire foreign jeets but not for Canadian citizens >Decides to throw all the blame on to his subordinates >They all resign and tell him to eat s--- >Does nothing and hides in his office for the holidays >Eventually rage quits after everyone calls for his resignation. Canacucks... I thought we had it bad.
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
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